"Foot in it" moments

Would Tefal walking out infront of a family while naked be classed as a "foot in it" moment or something else? :D
 
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I hate it when people ask questions like that. I always say I hate something they've just purchased etc.?
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Tell me about it.

My mate was showing me the kettle thing which boils as it pours (the 3sec thing).

I went on a rant (influenced by OcUK - I've never used one; cheers guys! :p) about how they didn't make tea properly because they were only to 80C.


It was the four brother's combined present for their mum's wedding for her.


:/
 
I was in an interview, and one of the guys interviewing showed me the design of a piece of software and asked me to critique it. The question was right up my street and I proceeded to rip the design to shreds. Turns out that it wasn't one of those standard interview "spot the flaw" questions but the actual design for a system that he'd just spend a month putting together.

I got the job and he left shortly afterwards! Even worse, I still see him occasionally since he's the husband of one of the company directors.
 
Giving a "your dad" joke at my ex, then found out he died when she was young.

Was a very uneasy moment...
 
Many years ago during a karate competition between two teams, I shouted 'punch her in the ****!'.

Everyone turned around and stared at me, including the fighters :o

To this day I don't know why I said it.
 
Playing football so kinda concentrating and not thinking socially.
And as follows.

Girl: So you know that you fancy me!?
Me: Yes. (Looking where the football went and not totally realising what i said)
People: A few laughs and giggles and me slightly embarrassed.

A couple of hours later got a kiss and cudle off her, so whernt all that bad.
A good night tis was.
 
excaliborg said:
Not one by me, but my friend's cousin I ended up sharing a taxi ride with for a night out in Harrogate.

She was saying how she was a teacher, I asked her where she teaches and what you thought of it.

She replied that she taught in Warrington, and that it was a complete dump and full of chavs rant rant rant... She then asked where I was from.

"Just outside Warrington"

Quiet taxi ride after that!
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This one is absolutely terrible because i'm a complete arse;

Anyway, it was a friend's 18th Birthday and I was just reading out the thing they had put in our county times that was an announcement for it. Being the **** I am, I read out some obituraries as well to some friends.

Mr X leaves behind a loving daughter Y.... Blah blah. As I continued to read this out turns out that daughter was the girl sat opposite me and the entire class was just looking horrified at me as my two friends were nudging me trying to explain what was going on....
 
Not me, but me and some friends were in a strip bar, and this lass was dancing on the pole on the bar...

The music was playing then hit a silent spot, she bent over in her thong, and her balloon knot peeked out the side, to which my mate went "******* HELL YA CAN SEE HER *** HOLE!!!"

Then the music kicked back in again, she finished the dance with her buttocks firmly clenched!

hahaha
 
More a work mate than me, but we were all dicussing our dislike for this female at work, genrally ripping it into her.

Good 10 mins or so, mentioning the most crude and ofcourse funny things we could. Things that obv cant be said here. :P Was after 5pm so no one really in. Well so we thought.


He sister was sitting down the bottom of the office, we just couldnt see her cos of a cupboard.

Lets just say as she walked past to go to the door. We were VERY intrested in our work :D:D:D
 
I was in a pub with a few friends, and one of their dads girlfriends is a recovering alcoholic, and my friend was moaning about her, so I said "sounds like she needs to chill with a bottle of white lightning or three"

Needless to say she was standing right behind me.
 
I was in the car in some slowish traffic, I saw this really happy guy wearing some 80s shorts really high, with his socks pulled up walking along the pavement next to us, just in front. I said out loud to my girlfriend, "OMG, look at that idiot - what the hell is he wearing?!? He looks like a complete RETARD!!!"

His face went from being really happy, to looking really disappointed and hurt which is when I realised the car window was open, and as we slowly drove past the sad faced man I noticed a group of people behind who were also just as strange. The carers looked at me like I had deficated over kittens for fun.

Oh well.... :o

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One from the other day. Next door neighbours have just had a baby, my first time meeting it I didn't know what to say or do so just came out with, "How long until it will open its eyes, isn't it like a month or something??" Apparently this only occurs with puppies and kittens?
 
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I can't remember any that I've done but I remember a really bad one my sister did some years ago.

She was out clubbing with some friends, one of the was one of the bouncers at the venue. The bouncer was was tall well built black guy. He said something that my sister took offence to so her responce was "**** you you scary **** n-word"... then a completly blank face saying to her self "oh **** I just said that out loud". The bouncer looks at her funny then just says "you've got some balls to say that to a brother".

Only my sister could do something like that :o
 
Ahh I do this all the time. Worst was when I saw a mate at the start of this summer haven't seen him for nearly a year (went to uni). Totally forgetting he goes to Kings College rather than Oxford (1 mark away from an A so didn't get into Oxford) I proceeded to ask him how was Oxford. He replied in a ****** off voice saying "I didn't get in remember?"

Was pretty awkward so I thought I ask him how his course was going and how well he's done in his first year. Being the prat that I am I said "How did you do in your exams? As your so clever you got a 1st right?" Trusting my luck, it turns out he got a 2:1, I tried to make it less awkward by saying "Oh I mean 2:1 is well good, plus its your 1st year, it doesn't go towards your degree" to which he replied "It's 10% of my degree" :O Attempted to backtrack by telling him that 10% of a degree isn't much but the damaged was done.

Yup managed to put my foot in it 3 times in the space of a minute. :o
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I've done it loads of times but I can't think of all of them :(

errm I said a rape joke infront of a large group of people (I only knew some of them).. Then it went quite.. and people said thats not funny.. One of my friends whispered to me that a girl in the group had been raped recently :(

I took the **** out of diatbetes for some reason when I was with a girl.. Then the girl I was with said I was a **** a stormed off. I found out later her dad had just been diagnosed with diabetes.

I was talking about cancer and how I would hate to have it.. One of the girls in the room walks off. Turns out her mum had very recently just died of cancer.

I'm horrible arnt I and thats probably not even half of the times I've put my foot in it..
 
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Asked a friend recently how his wife was (she passed away a couple of months back).

While watching a family wedding video I made a comment about one of the girls looking like a bulldog chewing a wasp (it was the gf's sister).

Making jokes about a co-workers dodgy wig to her (to find out she had leukemia).

A friend coming to me for comfort after her boyfriend broke up with her asked me "why would he leave me?" and me replying "it's cos your fat and ugly".
I honestly meant that too cheer her up as it was an obvious joke but she didn't take it that way.

Those are just the ones I remember so, I can be a right idiot at times but it's completely unintentional:(
 
Family business is it. looks like you've been here a while

Yea 25 years

Dad taken retirement has he and letting you get on with it now haha..

No he died

OH :o
 
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