Women bloody drivers again

Cuchulain

Cuchulain

Cuchulain

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I was pulling out of the Doctors surgery at lunchtime, the road is one way, clearly marked as one way with nice big blue signs and a nifty "No Entry" sign at one end of the road, suddenly some stupid woman decided to take a shortcut the wrong way up this road causing me to have to swerve into the kerb.

I mouthed "IT'S ONE WAY!", she slammed on her brakes opened her window and started mouthing off, I opened my window interrupted her tirade and said "It's one way", she said "SAY'S WHO????", "That big red sign you passed that said 'No Entry' and the big blue ones pointing in the opposite direction you're travelling saying 'One Way'" I replied.

"**** off" say's she and drives off.

Women able to multitask? Not when it comes to driving and obeying the rules of the road.
 
To be honest, she totally owned you.

On a more serious note, I don't think it's fair to generalise all women as bad drivers. If it was a guy, what would you have named the thread? Man bloody drivers?
 
msm722 said:
To be honest, she totally owned you.

On a more serious note, I don't think it's fair to generalise all women as bad drivers. If it was a guy, what would you have named the thread? Man bloody drivers?
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Yes, but men don't do this sort of thing. Maybe a man that is OAP, but the thread would be "Bloody OAP drivers again" to disguise that fact ;)

I just smile and wave at these idiots. Seems to wind them up for no reason at all, and makes me feel great.
 
Did you cause any damage from hitting the curb? if so I'd have attempted to get her details because she's made you cause damage by driving on the wrong side of the road...
 
Even my wife says 'Bet it's a woman' when she sees someone driving stupidly. However, if we see someone driving aggressively then it's usually a man.
 
msm722 said:
To be honest, she totally owned you.

On a more serious note, I don't think it's fair to generalise all women as bad drivers. If it was a guy, what would you have named the thread? Man bloody drivers?
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I don't care if it's fair or not, it's true and with the exception of that Sabine woman who featured on Top Gear, women (and old people) should be kept off the road.
 
Cuchulain said:
I don't care if it's fair or not, it's true and with the exception of that Sabine woman who featured on Top Gear, women (and old people) should be kept off the road.
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I know plenty of good women drivers. I agree that the majority of women aren't amazing drivers, but by no means can they not drive.
 
mrk said:
Did you cause any damage from hitting the curb? if so I'd have attempted to get her details because she's made you cause damage by driving on the wrong side of the road...
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I was driving my wife's heap of a car so I didn't really mind bouncing it off the kerb, it probably just removed some caked on dirt from one of her stylish hub caps.
 
No, they can multitask.

But that just means being petulant, irresponsible, dangerous, inconsiderate, law-breaking and rude all at the same time easier.

Nothing to do with her driving.

I almost got rammed by a Barry'd Scooby as it was going the wrong way down a one-way street. But that doesn't mean all Scoob drivers are ******** or whatever...

Or... ;)
 
msm722 said:
On a more serious note, I don't think it's fair to generalise all women as bad drivers. If it was a guy, what would you have named the thread? Man bloody drivers?
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Lol so true!

i was in a Industrial Estate heading towards the exit (Halfords Milton Keynes for the people around), a guy coming in the other direction hogging all the road decided to open his window as he finally decided to move over and shout "One bloody way *******" with his kids in the back.

Needless to say it was not a one way, he just thought it was! I've no idea where he got the idea it was one way as well!

Men can be just as bad as women!
 
Got to agree in genral women drivers are terrible!

Got to the point with the Ex she wouldn't let me in the car as I was that scared! Stupit things too, driving through the fog on a A road, telling me she couldn't see continuing to do 60mph! Then ended up going through a cross road at 60 because she couldn't see!
 
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[DOD]Asprilla;12474087 said:
Even my wife says 'Bet it's a woman' when she sees someone driving stupidly. However, if we see someone driving aggressively then it's usually a man.
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So true, mine says the same lol

Either a woman or an Oap, 9/10 times she is right aswell
 
pretty much most women i get in a car with besides my mum ( she was forced into doing an advanced course) seem to be awful drivers. They pelt it down the road and brake at the last second or juntions etc . Then when pulling out of a small gap in a junction as soon as there round the corner they go into second and complain about the slowness of the car. Oh they tail gate too. No forward planning for traffic lights or traffic in general, they just wait till the car infront brakes, if its not indicating most of the time they dont break. They also drive in the gutter half the time too, which has often resulted in them curbing it whilst ive been in the car. Now thats about 4 of 5 girls that ive been in the car with, all do the same.
 
Tbh I would have really ****ed her off, forcing her to turn round by blocking her path.
Then again, i'm the petty type of bloke who shouts at people for going under the speed limit, I can't stand people who do 30 in a 40 etc.
 
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