Fart Free Beans

Can't have fart free beans! that'd be like mouth drying Jolly Ranchers. Totally wrong.
 
Beans -oh beans, delicious in your mouth! (Sideshow Mel)
But, watchout - when beans come out down south (random unknown)
Tooting, some call it pooting
it's air polluting; the gas comes shooting -
right from your your butt butt butt, butt butt butt, butt butt butt buuutt!!

From the Simpsons.
 
Yup, wherever you be, let your wind blow free.

Wind-free beans?

Against the laws of fizzix, goddammit!
 
Beans, beans, they go to your heart
The more you eat them, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So let's have beans for every meal

My childhood memories would be much poorer without that poem.
 
joey1211 said:
Beans, beans, they go to your heart
The more you eat them, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So let's have beans for every meal

My childhood memories would be much poorer without that poem.
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+1

What would I tell my Niece?

"Eat these, you won't fart in class". Don't be daft.
 
I went through a stage I was eating so many beans that I somehow became immune to there effects anyway...
 
Had to laugh at this - Dr. Colin Leakey. Best comment in the whole article. Beans are great, helps to keep you regular.. :p

Never hold a fart in, it only hurts. no point sitting there in pain..!!! :D
 
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