If this lad is a complete hat then nice one kicking him in.
I'd edit that...
If this lad is a complete hat then nice one kicking him in.
claim self defense
ust a cut eye and a broken rib,
Thought we didn't have self defence laws in this country?
Well my car was parked and he just through the phone straight into my windscreen,i was already half way up the road when he did it,but the police are coming back in the morning to get a 2nd statement


What car do you have? Hope you get off, the bloke is obviously an idiot.
This is priceless. Only in Birmingham
I also think the grammar police may want to take a statement![]()
Thought we didn't have self defence laws in this country?
I thought the police didn't tell you what injuries the other person had?

Thought we didn't have self defence laws in this country?
I know someone who got away with stabbing a chav in the face with her tweezers after being happy slapped... she did have past history of a psychologically imbalanced nature, though.
Solari said:Heat of the moment red mist could possibly be a defence...
Losing your temper is rarely a defence for anything.