Conversation killers

"slinky" said:
I once interupted some guy who started talking to me randomly on the bus (about something inane and irritating) to shut him up.

Here's how it went:

HIM: so as I was-
ME: do you know what a three year olds vagina smells like?
HIM:.........no?
ME: *holds up fingers to his nose in menacing manner*
HIM: *moves to a different seat 5 rows away*
ME: *puts legs up and gets back to reading magazine*

It was epic :D
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Lies!

It'd be funnier if it were true and he then relayed to the rest of the bus how you had just admitted to being a paedophile, how utterly clever would you feel then?
 
Cuchulain said:
Lies!

It'd be funnier if it were true and he then relayed to the rest of the bus how you had just admitted to being a paedophile, how utterly clever would you feel then?
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"slinky" said:
I have a very VERY sick sense of humor that I only bring out when people annoy me :p

I'm lovely really!


Also just to clarify, I have no idea what it smells like and hope to never ever find out :|
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Lighten up, I was on the way home after a long day and since it was only me and him on the bus I didn't see the problem :p

besides I'm not stupid, I know when not to say things, if there had been more people on the bus it would have been a different story and I probably would have just put up and repeatedly said "yes.....yes.....yeah" to everything he said :p
 
Well when me and a mate were in Norwich a few months ago my mate did what he does best and chats to every one, but on one day we were getting a cab back to the hotel after shopping and he was talking to the taxi driver for ages until he decided to jokingly tell here he brought a rubber fist! She didn't laugh and it went silent for the rest of the trip >XD
 
"slinky" said:
I once interupted some guy who started talking to me randomly on the bus (about something inane and irritating) to shut him up.

Here's how it went:

HIM: so as I was-
ME: do you know what a three year olds vagina smells like?
HIM:.........no?
ME: *holds up fingers to his nose in menacing manner*
HIM: *moves to a different seat 5 rows away*
ME: *puts legs up and gets back to reading magazine*

It was epic :D
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i dont believe for one second you said that.

if you did, then it woulda been nice if the story ended with you getting your face bounced off the window
 
WillyNelson said:
Any mention of a close friend or family member dying usually kills a conversation.
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Yeah, I find when I mention that my best mate at uni died from cancer at xmas everyone goes quiet...although each time I mention it to the girl I'm currently interested in I just get loads of sympathy...score. :D

On a serious note about my mate, it is tragic and I don't milk it, but we have to move on (whilst still cherishing memories). :)

EDIT: As for conversation killers, I'm not one to do that, I'm too polite...so I have to sit/stand there and put up with their constant chatter. :(

InvG
 
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Haly said:
Yup. Unfortunately that works when you'd rather it didn't kill the conversation too!
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See as yet it hasn't killed a conversation for me when I've wanted to keep talking...as I said about the sympathy, I guess it's because I don't finish on that, I keep going. :)

InvG
 
Talking with a mate on a bus about playing GTA.

"So yeah, I jumped over the fence, whacked the ****er with my bat and then stole his bike. The cops were onto me, but luckily I'd got the uzi by that point..."

Realised an entire bus full of pensioners had gone silent and was listening in, with terrified looks on their faces.:p
 
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InvaderGIR said:
See as yet it hasn't killed a conversation for me when I've wanted to keep talking...as I said about the sympathy, I guess it's because I don't finish on that, I keep going. :)

InvG
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I try to carry on the conversation but 9 times out of 10, the person just seems a bit unsure of what to do next and you can feel the awkwardness get worse the longer it goes on. Luckily my friends aren't like that, but acquaintances etc are.
 
"Do you want to hear a REALLY funny joke I heard yesterday?"

Say something stupidly racist.

Shuts them up no end. Unless they are a racist :(
 
as something to do with fruit

like what is your favourite colour apple?
just so random it works unless they like to play along with it
 
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