Conversation killers

Grrrrr · 14 Sep 2008 at 03:21

gillywibble said:
Sit down, i'd like to tell you about the Large Hadron Collider

I do/say this all the time :cool:

Dj_Jestar · 14 Sep 2008 at 04:05

Was in the pub on fri night. Mate started talking to a German and a Dutch guy who are in London on business. They were talking about F1, and my mate went on to say he supports McLaren because they are british, to which the German asks "Why not Mercedes or BMW? Both types are superior to all British makes. Germans make the best cars. We have the best Engineering."

To which I stepped in and said "Well we, the British, do have one piece of engineering that is superior. The Spitfire."

Silence...

Tefal · 14 Sep 2008 at 04:09

InvaderGIR said:
On a serious note about my mate, it is tragic and I don't milk it, but we have to move on (whilst still cherishing memories).

InvG

If the story of my death could get my mates some lovin, then they may milk it for all it;s worth

Amnesia · 14 Sep 2008 at 04:17

Cyberstrike2027 said:
or, "May I have your permission to use your image as a masturbatory aid later on tonight?" completely serious-face

what do u mean ?
THATS A CHAT UP LINE

MajorMaccas · 14 Sep 2008 at 04:18

memory said:
what do u mean ?
THATS A CHAT UP LINE

really? has it ever worked for u? if yes, I may try it

InvaderGIR · 14 Sep 2008 at 09:58

Haly said:
I try to carry on the conversation but 9 times out of 10, the person just seems a bit unsure of what to do next and you can feel the awkwardness get worse the longer it goes on. Luckily my friends aren't like that, but acquaintances etc are.

In fairness I've only mentioned it to one girl that I've been interested in since it happened and since I've been single. She was a bit uneasy and sympathetic but I don't know I managed to keep conversation going and not stray off from it...plus we'd had a fair bit to drink, which I guess helps talking/rambling.

Tefal said:
If the story of my death could get my mates some lovin, then they may milk it for all it;s worth

lol.

InvG

bigmouse64 · 14 Sep 2008 at 10:13

AJUK said:
"I'm sorry, you seem to be confusing me with someone that gives a ****"

Dr. Cox, it's a winner.

BigglesPiP · 30 Sep 2008 at 21:08

Whenever I say that I cheered when Jade Goody got cancer. For some reason that one always causes silence.

Begbie · 30 Sep 2008 at 21:12

Normally - Joesph Fritzil is an absoulte legend he deserves an OBE.

That works.

Souness · 30 Sep 2008 at 21:19

"Your Mum"

"My Mum is dead"

I hate when ppl play this card. It's NOT a valid comeback.

Happy · 30 Sep 2008 at 21:20

starfighter said:
***, It doesn't stop me talking about science to my friends, I have no requirement for them to talk back.

Poweredge · 30 Sep 2008 at 21:22

Just ask "is your mum fit?"

marl · 30 Sep 2008 at 22:02

"I'm a Jehovah's witness!"

Heofz · 30 Sep 2008 at 22:11

Hedge said:
i dont believe for one second you said that.

if you did, then it woulda been nice if the story ended with you getting your face bounced off the window

I thought you said in the other thread (my one about the kid climbing the leccy pylons) that you have a sick sense of humour too?

I found slinky's story hilarious, regardless if true or not.

Some people on these forums continue to weird me out

/edit: guess I killed the conversation