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montymint

montymint

montymint

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Why the hell are they here? i was walking home tonight from a night out with the peeps from the offive and 2 of the lovely lads decide to follow me and plague me with death threats and gay jokes. Normally the doesn't phase me but the pair of the tools foolowed me for quite some bit before enough of me threatenoing them with the poilce and making a call) got them to take off.

Jesus what goes through theor minds to think "hey lets follow someone in the rain and kick the living hell out of him!"

grrrrrr rant over!
 
gareth.e said:
Your 24 and you threatened to phone the Po Po because some kids were ripping it out of you.. LOL
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I think it was more the intimidation factor, rather than anything else, that caused the OP to threaten to ring the cops. I doubt he actually would have done.
 
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in all fairness they were not kids, and i stand a whopping 5 foot 5, in a suit. wasn't much i could have done. They did verbally attack me, my retort triggered the violent response. you my friend Are a p*** (gareth.e)
 
Well I'd feel less of a wally running away than threatening the police..

I wouldn't say I'm confident when people like that try to intimidate me but I wouldn't put up with that.. I use to get abuse when I was a bit younger as I passed through the estates with my 'skooter' 'skootaboard' (It was a skateboard) as sometimes called, usually by older kids I was often 'charged' to pass though LOL I always ignored them or tried to walk through them.. I was never hit (oh wait I was once but in the stomach I lold and continue walking) and never had any real issues.

I still have grudges against some people though I suppose.. When I go back to my old hometown I sometimes see a grown man with a kid that use to threaten me dispite being a good 5 years older.. And a n0b that tried to steal my moped..

I use to get started on by middle aged men all the time too :S a man in his 40's approached me while I was walking into town on my own and barged me as hard as he could.. (then tried to start a fight) Innocent bystanders didn't understand either.. Some crazy man on crack skidded down the road in his car got out and started on me too I was 15 and he was 30 odd. (that time I really was scared)

I must admit I'm less scared now.. I'm not saying im '*** leet keyb04rd Warrior' But I've put more weight on and I'm far from weedy.. being about 6'2 helps a bit too :)

I've got pleanty more rantish stories if you want to hear them?
 
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montymint said:
in all fairness they were not kids, and i stand a whopping 5 foot 5, in a suit. wasn't much i could have done. They did verbally attack me, my retort triggered the violent response. you my friend Are a p*** (gareth.e)
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Sorry I'm not trying to be an ***hole.. But It helps to try and learn about being 'street wise' and dealing with people with no morals or respect in society..

You can talk you way out of a lot of situations you know.. Threatening to phone the police just makes them laugh as I can honnestly say the police can do nothing.

I'm sad to say I once let my friend get punched few times by some kids.. He really didn't know how to deal with the situation and was WAAAY WAY WAAY took cocky.. I'm not getting in a fight because he got himself into it.. Oh and he threatened to phone the police too :confused: God knows why.
Heres the punch line... I hope they knocked some sense into him.
 
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Got followed home to my front door by 5 black versions of chavs a few years ago and posted about it on here because it shook me up. I didn't get the same hardman responses you did though. Either people are more scared of black rogues or they know I'm a 10 stone wimpling, haven't decided yet.
 
Heard this tale from the guys wife. A bloke I know went out Thursday night: a big bloke about 19 to 20 stone and caught a taxi back home. The taxi was followed by a black 4x4 with tinted windows. On getting out of the taxi the 4x4 pulled along side it and the windows lowered with about 5 black guys all gestering the youth was due for a shooting in the head. Totally unexplained and random?
 
Killa_ken said:
Why do people thing adding more fat all of a sudden makes you big, strong and hard. It makes them nothing more then pudgy sacks of ****.
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I haven't been adding fat.. I've been strength training and body building! :)
I'm up to 13stone.. I know what you mean about people thinking fat people are strong, fat doormen with attitude issues do my head in.

It was only yesterday I collected a rack with weights (240kg) so I could do proper squats while I'm at uni as the gym there doesn't have a squatting rack! Only cost me £200 :D oh and a 5 hour journey north to collect them. :(

edit: the reason I just said putting weight on as I didn't want to be like 'Yeah I do strength training and bodybuilding so like I can **** anyone up' as even so It doesn't mean your going to win in a fight.
 
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