Ah so the domestics begin again...

[Brain]

Sigh.

The couple across the way in the other block of flats (nice flats in Victorian style building) are at it again. Bark bark bark. I just feel like going over there and knocking on their door and saying "Hurry up and break up and get on with your lives!"

They are not too loud and not disruptive though. It's very quiet here. But they go on and on and its just futile for them. I can just tell - its a doomed relationship but they don't realise it.

And she has a particularly south-east accent that I cannot be doing with.

Meh - I'm venting, and with generalisations

 

[Monkeynut]

I just feel like going over there and knocking on their door and saying "Hurry up and break up and get on with your lives!"

Do this. With hidden camera. Post results.

 

[gumbald]

Airhorn them.

 

[Dj_Jestar]

could be role play, so defo take a camera.

 

[Brain]

Oh if its role play then its pretty realistic....both in the kitchen - one with his hand holding a cigarette out the window arguing in a low tone while the mrs screams with her high pitches atypical female voice (btw young ish (30's) couple - no children)

Ahhhhhhhhggggg

 

[Nix]

Go hide in their bushes.

 

[Brain]

second floor flat

 

[benjo]

Go hide in their tree.

 

[Ace Modder]

punch her in the overies!

/keyboard warrior over.

 

[LoadsaMoney]

They are not too loud and not disruptive though. It's very quiet here.

What you whinging about then.

 

[moogie]

is she hot?

 

[arknor]

sounds a lot like my wife, you would think our relationship is a a disaster if you heard the crap she comes out with when the painters are in...

 

[Dogoid]

call police and tell them there is a crazed man with a gun shouting at a woman in that house.

buy popcorn

 

[PieMaster]

I had this problem when I was living in a student house - the neighbours must have no idea how loud they were. This was at a time I had a PA in my room.

They moved out shortly after.

 

[Amnesia]

Sigh.

The couple across the way in the other block of flats (nice flats in Victorian style building) are at it again. Bark bark bark. I just feel like going over there and knocking on their door and saying "Hurry up and break up and get on with your lives!"

They are not too loud and not disruptive though. It's very quiet here. But they go on and on and its just futile for them. I can just tell - its a doomed relationship but they don't realise it.

And she has a particularly south-east accent that I cannot be doing with.

Meh - I'm venting, and with generalisations

do u fancy her ?

throw some womens underwear through their window when she is out.
then get the popcorn out and watch the fireworks

 

[RoboCod]

Burn down their flat