Finally, a woman that gets it!

nikebee said:
She can **** my **** whilst I **** her **** with a ***** on a **** and a toothbrush, when a ***** goes on ****ing her **** and marmite on a ******. Yeah you know what I'm talking about, when you **** that ****** and ***** BBQ sauce on a *****.... that's the ****.


*random Family Guy moment*
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Please tell me you didn't type that from memory lol
 
nikebee said:
She can **** my **** whilst I **** her **** with a ***** on a **** and a toothbrush, when a ***** goes on ****ing her **** and marmite on a ******. Yeah you know what I'm talking about, when you **** that ****** and ***** BBQ sauce on a *****.... that's the ****.
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Peter: Oh, Lois, you are so full of (BEEP)! WHAT?! Now I can't say (BEEP) in my own (BEEP)ing house?! Great, Lois. Just (BEEP)in' great. You know, you're lucky you're good at (BEEP) my (BEEP) or I'd never put up with ya. You know what I'm talking about, when you (BEEP) lubed-up (BEEP) toothpaste in my (BEEP) while you (BEEP) on a cherry (BEEP)Episcopalian (BEEP) extension cord (BEEP) wetness (BEEP) with a parking ticket. That is the best!

Close.. xD?
 
W.I.F.E

Why, oh why did I marry her.
Indecisive, yet moans at the decision you make.
****ing. Only on your birthday but no oral.
Expensive to own and run.


I would think that is closer to the truth.
 
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