Red ant invasion...!! HELP.........!

ins0mn1ac · 21 Sep 2008 at 21:20

J.B said:
I have a feeling bleach will kill ants, not sure how the lawn will fair from it all though.

He said he wants to make his lawn child friendly, I doubt bleach would be a great solution.

BigglesPiP · 21 Sep 2008 at 21:26

pour hot water in the nests.

Heofz · 21 Sep 2008 at 21:30

May I suggest something like this ?

EdGey · 21 Sep 2008 at 21:33

Greenlizard0 said:
Hit them with your keyboard.

silversurfer · 21 Sep 2008 at 21:35

Booner! · 21 Sep 2008 at 21:43

Napalm? I remember when we had them infest our patio, so I took up basketball and squashed entire colony's of ants!

Keyser Soze · 21 Sep 2008 at 23:45

BigglesPiP said:
pour hot water in the nests.

this

KNiVES · 21 Sep 2008 at 23:49

Bass speakers if you can. The heavy bass actually screws the entire nest up really bad.

BooshFan91 · 21 Sep 2008 at 23:57

I'd go for the hot water

Cr0fty · 21 Sep 2008 at 23:58

KNiVES said:
Bass speakers if you can. The heavy bass actually screws the entire nest up really bad.

+ a reason to have a party

CaptainComedy · 22 Sep 2008 at 00:10

KNiVES said:
Bass speakers if you can. The heavy bass actually screws the entire nest up really bad.

I'd imagine this would work, but then you would have to have it on for a long period of time

wish this forum had a draw facility, would love to do an ms paint ant assasin but cant be bothered to upload.

int · 22 Sep 2008 at 00:19

Arson and tugboats.

platinum87 · 22 Sep 2008 at 00:20

short wavelength gamma irradiation is your answer...

dress up a scarecrow to look like a suicide bomber, and wait for americans to appear and throw grenades at it

Reasteh · 22 Sep 2008 at 01:08

leave the lawn mower running over the nest to suck/chop em up. Did this for a wasps nest once and it sorted it, not sure if it works for ants mind.

Amnesia · 22 Sep 2008 at 02:12

tiny pieces of food with superglue on them....put them around the nest.

i have no idea what will happen...but u can video tape it and show us

Gog · 22 Sep 2008 at 03:23

tweakinfreak said:
Any gardeners know the best way to get rid once and for all?(

Not what I would call a gardener but I have had several ant problems in the garden over the years.

Solution:
1. Lock the kids and pets indoors.
2. Dilute a bottle of Oil of Cloves in a watering can.
3. Water affected area with mixture.
4. Run for cover as all the ants come out to make their getaway.

They hate the stuff

NightSt@lk3r · 22 Sep 2008 at 03:30

GWillow said:
or failing that, Thermite

He wants to kill some ants not create a tunnel through the earth to Australia

Amnesia · 22 Sep 2008 at 03:55

cheap flights ?

Kainz · 22 Sep 2008 at 05:29

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_e7CPcGXf8
The ants will defeat the sloth. Try a bottle o bud, they might move location!

fonzee · 22 Sep 2008 at 07:32

Meh, we had the same when i was growing up, never did me no harm

leave poor buggers alone