So I went to OcUK today - and my bus crashed!

B@Th*nG · 23 Sep 2008 at 15:23

doopydug said:
Thats essentially whats wrong with this country today

yes... dodgy insurance claims are what's wrong with this country today.

Not the imminent recession, our disenchanted and vilified youth, our health service, immigration problems, high taxes and pensioners not having the money to pay for their own energy bills and subsequently dying of pneumonia in vast swathes this winter.

definately not, just it HAS to be no-win-no-fee compo claims

B@Th*nG

Kerplunk · 23 Sep 2008 at 15:25

Senture said:
I hope you're on about the pole and not the DHL van

Yes mate, that was the gag

x Darkchild · 23 Sep 2008 at 15:30

Whiskas said:
It wasn't a Front Side Bus was it?

You deserve a medal

Phate · 23 Sep 2008 at 15:32

BigglesPiP said:
Meat Gibbo? Is that where you camp out by his car and slap him with a big slab of beef when you've identified him?

Indeed, after that he instagibbo's you with his car

I'll leave

Tomsk · 23 Sep 2008 at 16:14

Overclocked Front Side Bus Crashes Into Cement Processing Unit!

jamief · 23 Sep 2008 at 16:39

B@Th*nG said:
yes... dodgy insurance claims are what's wrong with this country today.

Not the imminent recession, our disenchanted and vilified youth, our health service, immigration problems, high taxes and pensioners not having the money to pay for their own energy bills and subsequently dying of pneumonia in vast swathes this winter.

definately not, just it HAS to be no-win-no-fee compo claims

B@Th*nG

That and the chavs/unemployed/poor/minorities, mate. Destroying our way of life since 1972 (c) Daily Mail Readers Association / Letter Writers Anonymous

Senture · 23 Sep 2008 at 16:46

Kerplunk said:
Yes mate, that was the gag

Tomsk said:
Overclocked Front Side Bus Crashes Into Cement Processing Unit!

If you give this a try in a lab the outcome is the production of the nForce 680i chipset

B@Th*nG · 23 Sep 2008 at 17:31

jamief said:
That and the chavs/unemployed/poor/minorities, mate. Destroying our way of life since 1972 (c) Daily Mail Readers Association / Letter Writers Anonymous

do i have to put a

if i'm being

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B@Th*nG

SexyGreyFox · 23 Sep 2008 at 18:09

Meatloaf is wrong and should know better.
In Stoke he travels on a Buzz.

Craig321 · 23 Sep 2008 at 18:12

Tom|Nbk said:
What's a bus?

Big piece of crap things that drive on roads, stink, are slow, look disgusting and crash into people when they have to go round a tight-ish corner.

apeZ · 23 Sep 2008 at 19:19

Haven't been on a bus in 2 years.

Feels great.

Curio · 23 Sep 2008 at 20:29

apeZ said:
Haven't been on a bus in 2 years.

Feels great.

Haven't driven a car in nearly 10 years - feels even better

BigBoy · 23 Sep 2008 at 23:29

To All You who are dissing buses: have you ever driven one? on a timed service? carrying passengers? Issuing tickets?

If the answer to all these questions (or even some of them) is NO then shut up because you have not a clue. Its not exactaly the easyest thing to do.

Phate · 23 Sep 2008 at 23:42

BigBoy said:
If the answer to all these questions (or even some of them) is NO then shut up because you have not a clue. Its not exactaly the easyest thing to do.

We appreciate that but a CEMENT MIXER? not as if he was trying to dodge an awkwardly landed moth is it?

BigBoy · 24 Sep 2008 at 00:19

Phate said:
We appreciate that but a CEMENT MIXER? not as if he was trying to dodge an awkwardly landed moth is it?

Not knowing the route that the original poster was referring to (As its in a part of the country i dont cover) I can only say that im sure there are other factors involved. What sort of bridge was it? was the bus a double decker? Had either vehical moved closer to the other for some reason (over taking/pedestrian)? there are so many different factors that can be involved.