Where did you meet your girls?

shauncr91 · 24 Sep 2008 at 23:26

fail at the internets said:
The sweet sound of a woman falling to the floor after a hefty whiff of rohypnol

Haha

djmc0 · 24 Sep 2008 at 23:35

In a school playground, puppy under one arm, bag of sweets under the other.

Morba · 24 Sep 2008 at 23:39

BigglesPiP said:
Where did I meet my girls? My girls?

I'm (very) white, and I don't have a feather in my hat...

/me points and sniggers at the virgin

loltim · 24 Sep 2008 at 23:39

Snakedoctor said:
in the street

Nice one. I don't have the confidence or talent to attempt this

Kitchster_uk · 24 Sep 2008 at 23:40

djmc0 said:
In a school playground, puppy under one arm, bag of sweets under the other.

How's that method working out for you? A suggestion from me is to get a rubber stamp made up of your signature, makes signing the register quick and easy

Lashout_UK · 24 Sep 2008 at 23:40

A really nice bar, through a friend

Jez · 24 Sep 2008 at 23:40

At jongleurs of all places.

Kitchster_uk · 24 Sep 2008 at 23:41

Azagoth said:
Morgue.

well, dead girls don't say no...

BigglesPiP · 24 Sep 2008 at 23:42

Morba said:
/me points and sniggers at the virgin

I mean that the thread title is accusing us of pimping. :rolleyes:

djmc0 · 24 Sep 2008 at 23:42

Kitchster_uk said:
How's that method working out for you? A suggestion from me is to get a rubber stamp made up of your signature, makes signing the register quick and easy

You only get put on the list once

In all serious, the pub, boring or what?

Parmesan · 24 Sep 2008 at 23:45

Met her in a hospital, she said she wanted to see the world, and that she hadnt really seen much of the big outside world, cant remember her first name but second was fritzel or something like that....

djmc0 · 24 Sep 2008 at 23:46

JoeRiches said:
Met her in a hospital, she said she wanted to see the world, and that she hadnt really seen much of the big outside world, cant remember her first name but second was fritzel or something like that....

I reckon she has daddy issues.

Craig321 · 24 Sep 2008 at 23:47

salami1212 said:
Ye im just wondering where you met all your girlfriends.. Randomly chatted her up? At a Bar?

Ordered her off the internet, free postage as well.

She doesn't need feeding, she doesn't talk, she doesn't cost anything and she performs in bed 24/7 365. Perfect :cool:

KNiVES · 24 Sep 2008 at 23:48

Back alley. First and last time I ever saw them. Last time anyone ever saw them.

Rebelius · 24 Sep 2008 at 23:53

primary school

daz · 24 Sep 2008 at 23:55

Clubs mainly

Kitchster_uk · 24 Sep 2008 at 23:58

djmc0 said:
You only get put on the list once

You're not very good at it if you're only on once - must try harder

Parmesan · 25 Sep 2008 at 00:03

djmc0 said:
I reckon she has daddy issues.

Yeah I remember her saying she was going for the world hide and seek record, hoping to beat maddie macann, but the guiness book of records said she was not eligible cause she had help from her dad...

bigmouse64 · 25 Sep 2008 at 00:03

Little tip, it'll go down a bit better, if it says 'Where Did You Meet Your Girl?'.

Anyways, at school, tis great.

Margaret · 25 Sep 2008 at 00:04

I met mine in Portugal, she's a bit on the young side though.