Royal Navy won't fight pirates 'in case they claim asylum'

“Foreign Office officials are understood to have advised the Royal Navy not to confront or arrest pirates in the region, for fear of transgressing human rights legislation or encouraging their seeking asylum once taken to the UK.”

"But the FO insisted: “We don’t give the MoD instructions on how to operate.”

And it's hardly being reported by anyone, bit of a non-story I think.
 
Buy / Steal a boat, get yourself armed up with a few mates, then go and pillage other boats. Avoid the military boats.

You don't need to pass a test or anything. Yelling "yarr", wearing an eyepatch and having a peg leg is optional these days.

You have to pay an annual fee if you want to join the Pirate Union though.
 
Surley this could be solved by just not "capturing" them, 3-5 inch shell should take out a pirate boat with no survivors :p
 
surely they have to come to port every now and then for women and supplies and well women.

how do you contact pirates? It might be good to spend a year with them making a documentary.
 
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