Dilemma

Soldato
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I am in need of some quick advice, my girlfriend and I live about 2 and a half - 3 Hours away, and I am supposed to be seeing her this weekend - only she is ill in bed and not too good! sneezing, coughing etc..

Only, she expects me to go and see her today - Do I go and show I care and do nothing all weekend and watch tv, or do I not go and show I dont care
 
Turn up wearing a gas mask. You won't get ill from her germs, and she'll think you're some weird fetishist :p
 
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Ah but if she really cared she wouldn't ask you to go!

Buy her a Playstation 3 with Wipeout HD to make her feel better, then show her how to use it properly by demonstrating your man skills.

Edit: Oh and make sure you show her this thread to show how much all your friends care ;)
 
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