Vlad, I didnt know you could get down like that

sambo_joseph · 8 Oct 2008 at 21:54

If America want a war with Russia they are going to have to definitely bring out the big guns now:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7658574.stm

Yes, Vladimir Putin has just released an instructional Judo DVD.

apeZ · 8 Oct 2008 at 21:55

What next? President Bush releases a 'How to play Golf' DVD?

gillywibble · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:06

It's just scaremongering tactics

MikeHunt79 · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:07

Putin puts the boot in

NickK · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:08

Putin has always been into Judo though.. and if it's your thing, you'll do it regardless of your day job..

Steve2000 · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:09

We'd best stay on Russia's good side from this point forward. :eek:

shauncr91 · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:11

In Soviet Russia, Judo learns you.

Tank · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:22

Get William Hague to deal with him.

MikeHunt79 · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:26

Tank said:
Get William Hague to deal with him.

I think John Prescott would have been our best bet - he gave that egg throwing guy a real good whack.

SourChipmunk · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:27

I thought you were talking about the Vlad from GTA-IV. I thought I had killed him.

sambo_joseph · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:29

haha nah dont worry Raist...

he be dead.

Grandmaster Fap! · 8 Oct 2008 at 23:21

Celebrity deathmatch!! Putin Vs Bush. Putin can roundhouse but im sure the KO will go to Bush with his mighty 'Confusing ******* english' special attack!

KNiVES · 8 Oct 2008 at 23:26

He's sixth dan too. Guy would rip your head off and poop down your neck if he felt like it.

When he rears his head over Alaska I hope he swings that stupid HOHKEY MOHM bint down real hard.

panthro · 8 Oct 2008 at 23:31

I can think of plenty of other people Id rather learn Judo from, but it would be fun just because its him!

sambo_joseph · 8 Oct 2008 at 23:39

KNiVES said:
He's sixth dan too. Guy would rip your head off and poop down your neck if he felt like it.

When he rears his head over Alaska I hope he swings that stupid HOHKEY MOHM bint down real hard.

have u seen this?

manveruppd · 8 Oct 2008 at 23:45

apeZ said:
What next? President Bush releases a 'How to play Golf' DVD?

Nope, he's filming "Roll with grace: Segway for fun and business"

cheets64 · 8 Oct 2008 at 23:53

Judo is ok if you dont get knocked out before you can do anything.

BOOM fist to the chin judo boy

elroberto · 9 Oct 2008 at 00:04

cheets64 said:
Judo is ok if you dont get knocked out before you can do anything.

BOOM fist to the chin judo boy

It's very hard to throw someone if the moment you grab them they deliver a crushing knee to your testicles.

And forget Hague...this is a job for Ashdown!

benneh · 9 Oct 2008 at 02:33

He's a weird one. Ex KGB, notoriously brutal and formerly secretive (which i suppose you would be whilst heading a secret service), and yet now the turnaround. New era for Russia?, who knows.