If you are going to steal a car, don't have your name and dob tattooed on your neck!

fiveub · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:15

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/7656870.stm

What!? Surely not? :rolleyes:

Vix · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:17

Fool. Then again he probably didn't expect to be filmed.

shauncr91 · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:18

Rofl

gillywibble · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:18

Muppet

Steve2000 · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:20

What on earth was he doing in there anyway? Any real car thief would be in and out in seconds, knowing exactly what they wanted and how to get it. Useless pratt.

DKong · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:26

Stupid ****.

agw_01 · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:36

He looked gormless as anything too!

SourChipmunk · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:38

Evans, an illiterate man...

Well, that explains why he has his name tattooed on his neck. "Who are you?" "Uhh," *points at neck* "this me."

Actually, that's kind of sad.

Hedge · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:40

Hes a criminal, so therefor a bit of a scumbag, however the fact that his name and DoB is on his neck doesnt make him any more stupid than any other crook... not many cars have cameras in. Hes not dumb for being caught like that. it was a setup.

Maccy · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:41

What a ****, he has the same DOB as me, well same day and month anyway!

Dreadi · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:42

Steve2000 said:
What on earth was he doing in there anyway? Any real car thief would be in and out in seconds, knowing exactly what they wanted and how to get it. Useless pratt.

maybe he was trying to steal the car and not something in it :confused:

does say car thief after all

Dracata · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:46

Haha, fantastic!

Guy · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:48

he looks a bit dumb tbh

sambo_joseph · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:52

If you are going to steal a car, don't have your name and dob tattooed on your neck!

why not?

i joke, very silly young man he is

A.N.Other · 8 Oct 2008 at 22:57

agw_01 said:
He looked gormless as anything too!

You can tell by the way his mouth hangs open ...

KNiVES · 8 Oct 2008 at 23:06

Solvent abuse. Probably daddy abuse here and there too.

ElectroBlaster · 8 Oct 2008 at 23:29

Talk about major fail or what lol, I bet he thought he was hard having his neck tatooed. He might aswell had the word "KNOB" stamped on his forehead to give it that extra fail of the century!

zzzJonny · 9 Oct 2008 at 00:30

ElectroBlaster said:
Talk about major fail or what lol, I bet he thought he was hard having his neck tatooed. He might aswell had the word "KNOB" stamped on his forehead to give it that extra fail of the century!

Haha I can imagine that.

Dreadi · 9 Oct 2008 at 00:35

I doubt it really matters about his tattoo to be honest. Sure it probably saved some man hours finding him but the i'm pretty sure the fact that the have clear shots of his face is plenty to find out who he is and lock him up.

Gerard · 9 Oct 2008 at 00:42

A.N.Other said:
You can tell by the way his mouth hangs open ...

They probably got some dna as well due to the fact his drool bucket was left at home.