Best man speech

[Banzai_Joe]

hmmm....horses for courses i guess. But when every line is a joke, i think its too much.
When i was best man, i had a good friend do some charicatures detailing various part of the grooms life. They were A2 size and on a standing easel so all could easily see. I used a car aerial as a pointer, which i nabbed off the ushers car from the car park
It went down really well and was complimented by some that it was the best 'best man's' speech they'd every heard/seen
But ya know what, i was cool as a cucumber until about 1 minute before having to stand up....at which time i downed a pint in about 20 seconds. (very good for me, that).

Bottom line though, if its works it doesnt matter what the content is. Good for you mate.

 

[shauncr91]

I had the pleasure of being Fatboy's (Phil at OcUK) best man a few weeks ago.

I kept him up in the hotel bar 'til 2am the night before the wedding, we both got leathered, then I started writing my speech at 10am, 3 hours before the service

Lol, how did the speech go?

 

[player]

*subscribes to thread*

wedding fast approaching

 

[nikebee]

You should have thrown in the old...

"Now remember, that when you've been together a fair few years and she turns round to you and says 'You never take me anywhere new...'... 'Up the ****' is not a good answer... trust me, my wife/girlfriend still wont let me live that one down..."



Other than that, very good

 

[R.O.S.S.I]

Haha truly awesome speech that.

 

[Floyd]

"I hope the happy couple enjoy their honeymoon in north Wales *pause* At least I think thats what he meant when he said he was going to Bangor for two weeks"

 

[G|mp]

It's like Bob Monkhouse wrote it

 

[Banzai_Joe]

"I hope the happy couple enjoy their honeymoon in north Wales *pause* At least I think thats what he meant when he said he was going to Bangor for two weeks"

Lol, owned!
very good

 

[Cosimo]

Excellent

 

[-RV-]

It's like Bob Monkhouse wrote it

+1

all it needs is the badummm, tishhhh sound after every line

 

[nikebee]

"I hope the happy couple enjoy their honeymoon in north Wales *pause* At least I think thats what he meant when he said he was going to Bangor for two weeks"

Very good

 

[emmjaybee]

The one I used was as follows:

They say a best mans speech should last as long as it takes the groom to make love
.......Thank you.

Then sit down.

 

[gillywibble]

So cheesy it's funneh

 

[the_brook]

The Bangor one was meant to be in there, but thanks for your comments. Bye the way, forgot to tell you that the brides mum was deaf.

 

[Kitchster_uk]

You should've done what mattpc off these forums did when he was my best man. Write it the day before. Mind you, I did mine on the day....

 

[Fatboy]

I had the pleasure of being Fatboy's (Phil at OcUK) best man a few weeks ago.

I kept him up in the hotel bar 'til 2am the night before the wedding, we both got leathered, then I started writing my speech at 10am, 3 hours before the service

He isn't joking we really did get smashed the night before. Thanks again m8 you made my day very very special.