What does a gay horse eat?

pedrochop · 10 Oct 2008 at 16:48

Gilly said:
Motion passed.

hohohoho

nikebee · 10 Oct 2008 at 16:49

olegs you are the best new member we've had in a long time... congrats on that

nikebee · 10 Oct 2008 at 16:50

Heatsinked said:
I thought saying ass would get me banned

There are 300 threads with the word ass in it, so I doubt it.

That said, it would still get you banned if it was a sweary because you didn't fully star the darned thing out anyway.

Gilly · 10 Oct 2008 at 16:51

Heatsinked said:
I thought saying ass would get me banned

In which case you need to fully mask it all, as laid out in the FAQ.

As it happens, you don't for that word. Ass is fine.

Monkey Puzzle · 10 Oct 2008 at 16:54

nikebee said:
There are 300 threads with the word ass in it, so I doubt it.

That said, it would still get you banned if it was a sweary because you didn't fully star the darned thing out anyway.

Are most of them about fat lasses needing love too?

pedrochop · 10 Oct 2008 at 16:54

Monkey Puzzle said:
Are most of them about fat lasses needing love too?

Nah, they're about your mama

Heatsinked · 10 Oct 2008 at 16:55

Gilly said:
In which case you need to fully mask it all, as laid out in the FAQ.

As it happens, you don't for that word. Ass is fine.

Excellent. Well, at least this thread served a purpose for me

Gilly · 10 Oct 2008 at 16:56

Gerrit changed

Monkey Puzzle · 10 Oct 2008 at 16:56

pedrochop said:
Nah, they're about your mama

That hurt man.

Reginald · 10 Oct 2008 at 17:03

I don't get the hayyyy joke

pls explain

Artest · 10 Oct 2008 at 17:04

I thought I started a new thread

Was looking for it, thought it had been deleted.

Monkey Puzzle · 10 Oct 2008 at 17:04

Nor do I, but it's okay, he's gone now.

Spunj99 · 10 Oct 2008 at 17:59

Reginald said:
I don't get the hayyyy joke pls explain

It doesn't really work ON ZEE INTERWEBS. Say it in real life and like a stereotypical nancy boy (e.g. Alan Carr) with camp wrist action and all.

sanaxe1 · 10 Oct 2008 at 18:16

G|mp · 10 Oct 2008 at 18:22

olegs said:
A reporter went in to a prison to to report on conditions there. He was standing in the chow hall, next to a guard. All the prisoners were silently eating their grub.

All of a sudden one of the prisoners shouted “24!”. All of the other prisoners started to laugh.

A minute later another prisoner shouted “77!”. Once again, the other prisoners laughed.

The reporter was a little puzzled by this, so he asked the guard about it.

The guard explained that it was against the rules to tell jokes in the chow hall. So, the prisoners assigned numbers to all the jokes they knew. When someone shouted a number, everyone would be reminded of the joke, and laugh.

Another prisoner then shouted “89!”

The guard busted out in laughter. His eyes started to water, and he turned red from laughing so hard.

The reporter asked him what was so funny.

“I’ve never heard that one before!” said the guard.

Bravo, bravo o/

gillywibble · 10 Oct 2008 at 19:46

Gilly said:
Ass is fine.

Quote of the week

Snograt · 10 Oct 2008 at 19:55

Lol - it's taken me 180 posts, but I'm finally starting to warm towards you hostile, wierd, clique-y bunch of wierdos.

Bravo ^^

Oxide™ · 10 Oct 2008 at 20:43

Haha OP joke was quite funny. You need to add the ghei hand flick thing tho as you say the punchline.....my missus is in hysterics atm

alexakasloth · 10 Oct 2008 at 20:55

Someone please post a funny joke.

Bad OP....bad!

Dead Dog · 10 Oct 2008 at 20:58

Knubje said:
If only U.K Law/Justice System/Govt. was as swift and efficient as Gilly then this country wouldn't be half bad

an excellent point