I feel this little story encapsulates the attitude prevailing in the financial world:
Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a Donkey
from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next
day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad News,
the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money
back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer
asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him
off.' The farmer said You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Chuck said,
'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month
later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that
dead donkey?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at
two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.' The farmer said,
'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave
him his two dollars back.' Chuck now works for the Goldman Sachs.