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simulatorman said:
You can now play happy families. ;)
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I set one of the baby's (Jet Li) to come on, on saturday evening at 9pm for my daughter to look after.
I was unaware that she was at work down The Harvester and Jet was screaming that much that my wife and other daughter took Jet down to her.
She had to change its nappy and feed it in front of the punters because none of them knew how to turn it off.

On sunday I answered the door to Jehova's Witnesses while I had Jet Li in my arms and the daft buggers thought he was real especially when he started making noises.
They quickly gave me the Watchtower and buggered off saying "What a lovely baby" :)
 
dmpoole said:
I set one of the baby's (Jet Li) to come on, on saturday evening at 9pm for my daughter to look after.
I was unaware that she was at work down The Harvester and Jet was screaming that much that my wife and other daughter took Jet down to her.
She had to change its nappy and feed it in front of the punters because none of them knew how to turn it off.

On sunday I answered the door to Jehova's Witnesses while I had Jet Li in my arms and the daft buggers thought he was real especially when he started making noises.
They quickly gave me the Watchtower and buggered off saying "What a lovely baby" :)
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:D
 
dmpoole said:
On sunday I answered the door to Jehova's Witnesses while I had Jet Li in my arms and the daft buggers thought he was real especially when he started making noises.
They quickly gave me the Watchtower and buggered off saying "What a lovely baby" :)
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You should have dropped it. The look on their faces would have been worth the £500!
 
[FnG]magnolia;12701866 said:
OP, which part of the NHS do you work for?
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I work for the 14 to 19 Healthcare Careers Team at the University Hospital Of North Staffordshire as a teacher/support officer/facilitator.
 
How on earth do you get to do all that, you have only just become qualified, it takes years of training and going to college to be able to do what you have listed.
 
cheets64 said:
How on earth do you get to do all that, you have only just become qualified, it takes years of training and going to college to be able to do what you have listed.
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I'm not qualified at anything (except Counselling & Drugs Awareness Level 3).
Apparently you can teach what you want as long as you do the courses for teaching at the same time and you've got your Level 2's in Numeracy, Literacy and IT.
I'm halfway through a PTLLS course and that is more important than what you're teaching.
In my class are college lecturers who have been told they can't teach unless they do the course.
You also have to prove that you can deliver to a class.
Weird.
 
Forgot to mention that you need to have a MENTOR which is very important.
No MENTOR, no teaching and I have two of them.
This means they are there for advice 24/7 and to check my Schemes Of Work and Lesson Plans.
I will be expected to do CTLLS and then DTLLS or else I will not be able to carry on.

I was told exactly the same thing at the Juvenile Prison I went to.
The Education manager told me she could have me teaching as long as I did the training for teaching on a wednesday evening.
 
If I were Brad, I'd ask that whore Angelina who the father is.

After I'd seen the doctor first. Brad looks dead tired.








*Guffaw*
 
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