Silly joke!

2 gay wood craftmen went to a woodcraft fair.


They both came home with a circular saw :D
 
Essex Police statement:

A man has been found in the River Thames this morning wearing a Tottenham shirt, womens knickers, fishnet stockings, sussies, a blow up doll stuck on the end of his todger and a ***** up his bum.

Police have removed the shirt to save the family any embarrassment.
 
[FnG]magnolia;12715137 said:
Q : How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?



A : None.


I vote this one wins the internet, got a good laugh out of me... quit whilst you're ahead damnit!
 
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