Silly joke!

Tefal · 17 Oct 2008 at 16:13

theo said:
I vote this one wins the internet, got a good laugh out of me... quit whilst you're ahead damnit!

Snakedoctor said:
Old and posted a few weeks ago

And stolen from me :mad:

[FnG]magnolia · 17 Oct 2008 at 17:02

Snakedoctor said:
Old and posted a few weeks ago

Then make the guy who found it funny take his laughter back at once! Do it, the internet forbids 'old' !

loltim · 17 Oct 2008 at 17:19

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave untill its bill withers.

mk17 · 17 Oct 2008 at 17:31

Tim said:
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave untill its bill withers.

milkinc13 · 17 Oct 2008 at 21:34

terrible joke on here, so it must be friday

Keyser Soze · 17 Oct 2008 at 23:44

Tim said:
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave untill its bill withers.

made me chuckle

Locky · 17 Oct 2008 at 23:49

Where do people get these jokes, off the back of a lolly pop or something,

Scuzi · 18 Oct 2008 at 00:07

What do you call a Turkish baby?
A kebaby!

Why doesn't Jesus like to eat Skittles?
They always fall through the holes in his hand!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese!

What's the difference between a jar of afterbirth and a jar of sand?
You can't gargle sand!

Have you heard about the new Korean cookbook?
100 ways to wok your dog!

What do the Chinese do when they have an erection?
Vote!

What do you call a leper in a bath?
Stu!

How do you make spaghetti?
Beat up a leper with a tennis racquet!

I'm here all night...

Vonhelmet · 18 Oct 2008 at 00:10

Scuzi said:
What do you call a Turkish baby?
A kebaby!

That's monkeypants worthy.

Scuzi said:
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese!

Ugh. We need a vomiting smiley.

Scuzi said:
What's the difference between a jar of afterbirth and a jar of sand?
You can't gargle sand!

Last time I heard that it was menstrual blood.

Scuzi said:
What do the Chinese do when they have an erection?
Vote!

Ho ho!

Pilky01 · 18 Oct 2008 at 00:10

Scuzi said:
Why doesn't Jesus like to eat Skittles?
They always fall through the holes in his hand!

theo · 18 Oct 2008 at 00:26

[FnG]magnolia;12715827 said:
Then make the guy who found it funny take his laughter back at once! Do it, the internet forbids 'old' !

Darn, if i had realised it was a repost i would have filed a forml complaint with the proper authorities demanding they remove that joke from the forum and to make the poster feel degraded.