Pastor quits after he's caught downloading naughty things

MikeHunt79 · 20 Oct 2008 at 16:23

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/20/pastor_downs_network/

A church minister from Strängnäs, Sweden, has walked the plank after his local church's computer network contracted a nasty case of the clap as a result of his porn surfing, The Local reports.

The Church of Sweden clergyman admitted to "spending a lot of time at work viewing pornographic websites", but his lust for smut would probably have remained known only to him and his God had it not "given rise to a lethal computer virus" which smote the parish's IT systems.

Archbishop Anders Wejryd said: "Priests are people too, but I have no understanding at all for someone sitting and surfing for porn on the parish computers." Church legal spokeswoman Charlotta Novosel confirmed: "He recently decided to resign."

The powers that be have not yet decided whether a righteous defrocking is in order in this case - a fate avoided by a pastor in Gothenburg who recently "came under scrutiny for moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office" and was allowed to keep his job.

TheCenturion · 20 Oct 2008 at 16:24

lol, funny guy

Mat · 20 Oct 2008 at 16:26

"moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office"
*tsk* some people!

waso_dude · 20 Oct 2008 at 16:26

The powers that be have not yet decided whether a righteous defrocking is in order in this case - a fate avoided by a pastor in Gothenburg who recently "came under scrutiny for moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office" and was allowed to keep his job.

WTF

HEADRAT · 20 Oct 2008 at 16:27

for moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office

What, how else do you get them so stick

First time I've actually LOL'd in ages, people in the office think I'm crazy!

Greenlizard0 · 20 Oct 2008 at 16:31

Meh, let him.

MikeHunt79 · 20 Oct 2008 at 16:33

Mat said:
"moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office"
*tsk* some people!

So that's where I've been going wrong!

Cosimo · 20 Oct 2008 at 16:42

This could only come from that rag.

aslco · 20 Oct 2008 at 16:59

The powers that be have not yet decided whether a righteous defrocking is in order in this case - a fate avoided by a pastor in Gothenburg who recently "came under scrutiny for moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office" and was allowed to keep his job. ®

Reminds me of a conversation my friend once had with a girl next to him.

Girl : Do you have any glue
Friend: No, but i do have Man glue. However, i doubt you want that all over your book.

Andrew1978 · 20 Oct 2008 at 23:28

MikeHunt79 said:
The powers that be have not yet decided whether a righteous defrocking is in order

I think we need more women priests

Giggity

Snakedoctor · 21 Oct 2008 at 09:16

Do you think he was bashing the Bishop?

adamph · 21 Oct 2008 at 10:17

Let him keep his job, better than him having his way with the choir boys...

Vonhelmet · 21 Oct 2008 at 10:19

adamph said:
Let him keep his job, better than him having his way with the choir boys...

Once again, there's no indication that he was catholic, which is where the child abuse generally occurs.

MattandJet · 21 Oct 2008 at 10:31

vonhelmet said:
Once again, there's no indication that he was catholic, which is where the child abuse generally occurs.

Im sorry I dont quite understand, are you saying that if your Catholic then you can abuse children!?

Hmm always thought religion was some what odd :confused:

jas72 · 21 Oct 2008 at 10:55

Snakedoctor said:
Do you think he was bashing the Bishop?

You're going straight to hell.... :cool:

Vonhelmet · 21 Oct 2008 at 11:54

MattandJet said:
Im sorry I dont quite understand, are you saying that if your Catholic then you can abuse children!?

Hmm always thought religion was some what odd

No, just that the vast majority of the apparently hilarious child abuse by church folk etc goes on within the catholic church.

MattandJet · 21 Oct 2008 at 12:08

vonhelmet said:
No, just that the vast majority of the apparently hilarious child abuse by church folk etc goes on within the catholic church.

Oh, thats a little odd, I always thought religious people were, you know, nice to people?? After all, isn't 'God' supposed to be everywhere..?

platypus · 21 Oct 2008 at 12:12

MattandJet said:
Oh, thats a little odd, I always thought religious people were, you know, nice to people?? After all, isn't 'God' supposed to be everywhere..?

So? God may be omnipotent, but is rarely, if ever (correct me if I'm wrong) referred to as omniscient?

Granted the Bible mentions all-knowing a few times, but that could just be an insurance policy.

Mr. Gary · 21 Oct 2008 at 12:43

The powers that be have not yet decided whether a righteous defrocking is in order in this case - a fate avoided by a pastor in Gothenburg who recently "came under scrutiny for moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office" and was allowed to keep his job.

Roffle.