Office Pranks!

tisonlyme · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:56

Ok, so I need some prank ideas my mate can play on the crazy old lady who works in his office. Last week he was given a giant toblerone, which he left on his desk overnight. The crazy old lady took it, ate it and filled the box with staples and sealed it up again so he didn't notice, so he needs revenge!

We've come up with swapping the keys round on her keyboard, and attaching fishing wire to everything on her desk so that when she pulls her chair out everything falls off...

Anyone got anymore?

(btw, we'd rather not cause her any physical harm....too much paperwork)

Megahurtz400 · 23 Oct 2008 at 15:57

Ah i really want to say rape, but I do have a limit on my crudeness, hard to beleive i know.

The Fishing line one sounds brilliant xD

platypus · 23 Oct 2008 at 16:00

tisonlyme said:
The crazy old lady took it, ate it and filled the box with staples and sealed it up again so he didn't notice, so he needs revenge!

Does indeed sound crazy.

Rhys · 23 Oct 2008 at 16:00

Inject water into her seat. So its not noticeable until she sits on it.

Marf · 23 Oct 2008 at 16:03

Laxative in her tea, obstacles between her desk and the toilet.

B@Th*nG · 23 Oct 2008 at 16:04

i'd avoid doing anything with any descernable amount of "evidence", like tying everything with fishing wire. so.... i suggest laxatives.. mwaa ha haaa!

B@

Atrox Moris · 23 Oct 2008 at 16:06

If she's not to computer savvy, take a print screen of her desktop. Set it as desktop background and remove the taskbar and icons. See how long it takes her to work out why nothing will click.

^JP^ · 23 Oct 2008 at 16:06

Adjust the contrast and brightness on her monitor until it goes black! She will think it is broken or something!

Archy · 23 Oct 2008 at 16:06

Tinfoil, lots of tinfoil

Axis64 · 23 Oct 2008 at 16:07

Tur everything upside down, one the guys i used to work with did it to me i was not amused at the time but it was funny

Masterdog · 23 Oct 2008 at 16:08

Wait til she's gone, go into her office and move everything around so it's exactly on the opposite side of where it was. Paint the white things black, the black things white, and when she gets in in the morning she'll think she's a negative of a photograph.

Cosimo · 23 Oct 2008 at 16:11

Office pranks are for kids, how do you know she won’t react badly to your little bit of fun. If she does the joke may be on you.

danielmp007 · 23 Oct 2008 at 16:12

Get her stapler and fill it with toblerone

Its so simple, its genius.

Malt_Vinegar · 23 Oct 2008 at 16:13

simulatorman said:
Office pranks are for kids, how do you know she won’t react badly to your little bit of fun. If she does the joke may be on you.

Yer, but theft is fine

danielmp007 said:
Get her stapler and fill it with toblerone

Its so simple, its genius.

please -DO THIS

LEK-89 · 23 Oct 2008 at 16:15

Marf said:
Laxative in her tea, obstacles between her desk and the toilet.

ROFL Brilliant!!!

Liam

Sonea Fifer · 23 Oct 2008 at 16:15

Super glue her computer mouse to the desk?

I've done that before

Archy · 23 Oct 2008 at 16:17

danielmp007 said:
Get her stapler and fill it with toblerone

Its so simple, its genius.

PLEASE do this

Atrox Moris · 23 Oct 2008 at 16:18

Sonea Fifer said:
Super glue her computer mouse to the desk?

I've done that before

My brothers did that with my last PC. Except they used some sort of industrial bonding agent. There was absolutely no way I was getting them off the desk without leaving behind parts of the mice and keyboard or removing chunks of the desktop.

Pez · 23 Oct 2008 at 16:18

danielmp007 said:
Get her stapler and fill it with toblerone

Its so simple, its genius.

This is the correct answer

Repta · 23 Oct 2008 at 16:20

danielmp007 said:
Get her stapler and fill it with toblerone

Its so simple, its genius.

this has to be done!