What's E.T. short for?

[LEK-89]

lolol

Liam

 

[jr1104]

When I saw that thread title, I thought to myself that's either going to be a really stupid question, or a really bad joke. I'm glad I wasn't disappointed.

 

[CliffyBiro]

When I saw that thread title, I thought to myself that's either going to be a really stupid question, or a really bad joke. I'm glad I wasn't disappointed.

Those were the only two possibilities, really.

 

[Monkey Puzzle]

Why did the girl fall off the swing?















Because she didn't have any arms.

 

[Pilky01]

Why did the girl fall off the swing?















Because she didn't have any arms.

oldddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

 

[Moobert]

Whats has 2 legs and bleeds?







Half a dog...............

 

[Wicksta]

Extra Terrestrial

 

[Monkey Puzzle]

oldddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

To seem to have had a stroke or something.

 

[PoleY_15]

haha didnt see it coming

 

[Calabi]

Why didnt the hippie save the drowning man?







Because "He was too far out, man"

 

[Twentymac]

 

[LEK-89]

A punk girl asks her punk BF "is that Johnny Rotten?" he replied "No, iv only used it twice"

Liam

 

[Duke]

I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

 

[ojste]

oh my lord!

 

[Fuzz]

I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

You owe me a keyboard !!!

 

[Cosimo]

Please just get me out of here.

 

[gillywibble]

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A baboom.

WIN