Operation: Joke

shauncr91 · 31 Oct 2008 at 12:00

I liked the first joke about the ghost. All the others in the thread came from the stone age

antijoke · 31 Oct 2008 at 12:05

I went to the local swimming baths the other day and was asked to leave, I hadn't realised the 'S' had fallen of my trunks.

Cosimo · 31 Oct 2008 at 12:07

How do you describe the average cannibal?

A guy with a wife and ate children.

Tefal · 31 Oct 2008 at 12:08

skippi90 said:
Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

Because It Scares The Dog

I actually lol'ed

\o/

bledd · 31 Oct 2008 at 12:09

skippy, what's the comedian called in your sig?

he's awesome on mock the week

Davey D · 31 Oct 2008 at 12:10

Dear oh dear oh dear....

Tefal · 31 Oct 2008 at 12:11

bledd. said:
skippy, what's the comedian called in your sig?

he's awesome on mock the week

it's ross noble. Didn't know he;d done mock the week?

Cosimo · 31 Oct 2008 at 12:26

A pork pie walks into a bar and the barman says sorry we dont serve food in here.

antijoke · 31 Oct 2008 at 12:33

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

bledd · 31 Oct 2008 at 12:34

Tefal said:
it's ross noble. Didn't know he;d done mock the week?

ahh

have i got news for you

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0633665/

both awesome shows, along with QI

nothing else on tv is worth watching tbh!

antijoke · 31 Oct 2008 at 12:40

How do you have a party in outer space?
You planet.

uv · 31 Oct 2008 at 12:43

anticonscience said:
I went to the local swimming baths the other day and was asked to leave, I hadn't realised the 'S' had fallen of my trunks.

I don't get it :confused:

Hopefully, it's not very obvious, rather than my being a plonker

Pho · 31 Oct 2008 at 12:48

Spedo

CliffyBiro · 31 Oct 2008 at 18:26

Does anyone want to buy a brand new 42inch plasma HD tv for £40?

The volume buttons broke, but for that price you can't turn it down.

gillywibble · 31 Oct 2008 at 18:27

skippi90 said:
Does anyone want to buy a brand new 42inch plasma HD tv for £40?

The volume buttons broke, but for that price you can't turn it down.

Wrong forum :mad:

Lakeland · 31 Oct 2008 at 18:48

survey found 78% of women thought they were clever by being able to fake orgasms

male response - you think thats good? try faking a relationship just for a shag

bigmouse64 · 31 Oct 2008 at 19:48

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre.

roboffer · 31 Oct 2008 at 20:34

bigmouse64 said:
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Awesome

milkinc13 · 31 Oct 2008 at 21:13

i lost 250 pounds the other day

i devorced her