Vicar has potato removed from bottom

Well, at least it was just a potato and not an altar boy...
Quality story, thread delivers with puns. :D

Always amuses me when Vicars are rumbled for being filthy old men. They all are.
 
Spud-U-Like? - SPud he certainly did.

I always use a condom myself, or at least skin the thing to ease in bi-directional travel

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Do you know how... If you eat sweetcorn, some kernels come out untouched...

Well, maybe he should have chewed that spud a bit more!!!
 
Back in 1975 I was 17 and I shared a bungalow with two 22 year olds.
One of them was a right womaniser and bought a new woman home every night.
He had girls writing to him all the time and he used to pass the letters onto me so so I could get a kick out of it.
One girl used to be very illustrative with what she got up to and she always signed off with a funny sign.
I asked my mate what it was and he said it was an aluminium pepper pot but I was non the wiser.
After barraging him for the meaning he eventually told me -
He was back in Oxford where he lived and him and this girl were very adventurous.
They'd been through quite a few kitchen utensils and fruit when she decided to push this aluminium pepper pot up his bottom and they couldn't get it back down :eek:
He ended up having to go to A&E and he insisted she went with him so that didn't think he was gay :D
 
Nothing to do with the original thread but what do you think about your hospitals latest recruitment drive concerning its catering staff? I came across one incident in which they offerred one or a number of their caterers redundancey-which they accepted-only for them to be recruited again under the same terms and conditions (having received 10,000 in their pockets)?
 
ethan said:
Nothing to do with the original thread but what do you think about your hospitals latest recruitment drive concerning its catering staff? I came across one incident in which they offerred one or a number of their caterers redundancey-which they accepted-only for them to be recruited again under the same terms and conditions (having received 10,000 in their pockets)?
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At the UHNS a lot of catering staff were made redundant and a company called Sodexo have come in bringing all their own staff.
If they have recruited ex UHNS staff then that is all above board but the 'new' Sodexo employees won't have the benefits they had when under the NHS.

(Anyway, gig time, off to Cheadle)
 
its a bit like when doctor Watson walked in to a room to find Sherlock Holmes putting fruit up his bottom. "what the devil are you doing Holmes he said"
"its a Lemon entry my dear watson" he replied

sorry
 
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Hmm... I love this part from the story "staff are encouraged to deal with the matter in a "discreet, professional and kind way". "

Discreet... yeah, like telling the press?!
 
moon man said:
its a bit like when doctor Watson walked in to a room to find Sherlock Holmes putting fruit up his bottom. "what the devil are you doing Holmes he said"
"its a Lemon entry my dear watson" he replied

sorry
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PFFFFFFfffff ( Full gob of coffee now drips from screen )
 
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