Lol oh no, you have a spotgodforbid...

Gayers.

A straight male friend of mine has his belly button pierced.


Some of your guys are so snappy about your sexuality its actually quite hilarious.
Hair gel / wax does not make you gay, its called styling your hair, you know, like people have been doing for the past 40 odd years.
Spot cream, well done, some of you get a spot, and it goes away...If you had skin like me or someone else who has had stupid amounts of spots on they're face, you would realise why some use spot creams to get rid of them, rather than leaving craters in your face for the rest of your life.
Oh yeah, I must be gay as well, as I use hand cream! Why? Because cold weather dries my skin, cracks it, then it bleeds, quite literally.
I must be a puff for cleaning my teeth every morning as well because its not how 'men are supposed to be'
What part of "Make Up" in the title did you not read?


Question, how about hair straighteners? I know a few people who use them :| Blokes I mean.

Any men here that wear Make Up?
 , ergo I do not need hair gel), deoderant, toothpaste and shaving gel. Oh I occaisionally use aftershave. That's honestly all I have! I don't suffer from dry skin, my hands are tougher than old boots and full of callouses anyway. I'm just lucky that I don't need anything really.
, ergo I do not need hair gel), deoderant, toothpaste and shaving gel. Oh I occaisionally use aftershave. That's honestly all I have! I don't suffer from dry skin, my hands are tougher than old boots and full of callouses anyway. I'm just lucky that I don't need anything really. 
Perfectly fine, I have a set myself. Pretty useless though as recently I've gone from a "Cliff Burton" hairstyle to a "Henry Rollins".
I must have the least amount of products of all my friends. Shower gel (I don't need shampoo as I don't have much hair left, ergo I do not need hair gel), deoderant, toothpaste and shaving gel. Oh I occaisionally use aftershave. That's honestly all I have! I don't suffer from dry skin, my hands are tougher than old boots and full of callouses anyway. I'm just lucky that I don't need anything really.

 
	