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That said, my mates company car isn't exactly shabby...
Company cars rock, here's a few of the fantastic advantages that stem from having a company car:
- It accelerates at a phenomenal rate;
- It has a much shorter braking distance than your private car;
- It takes speed bumps at twice the speed of private cars;
- The battery, radiator water, oil and tyres never have to be checked;
- It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning light flashing;
- It needs cleaning less often than private cars;
- The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of bricks, concrete slabs and other building material;
- Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning up the radio;
- It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and with the keys in the ignition; and
- It has special food and drink resistant seat material unlike a private car.
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