Any men here that wear Make Up?

In my bathroom I have shower gel, shampoo, deodorant, unused shaving foam, reading material, TP and hairwax. The last item on my list puts me into borderline gayness territory and if any of you add to that list you are fully fledged. I have nothing against you for it but just admit it to yourself and move to Brighton.

Gay. I have a bar of soap.
 
Gaydom is infecting more and more men on a daily basis. Manbags, skinny jeans, make-up...

You all need your balls re-attached :(
 
I don't and wouldn't dream of using make-up - unless it was for a particular purpose. Hallowe'en or NYE, for example.
 
There should be no need, eat healthy, get loads of exercise and do out door stuff to get a tan. If a women wants you to wear makeup she will be suggesting cross dressing and strapons before you know it.
 
Never wear makeup, bit of moisturiser now and then and the occasional exfoliate in the bath and that's about it.
 
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.






Excuse me, I have to return some video tapes...








:p
 
I once had eyeliner plastered all over my face at an Alice Cooper concert if that counts?

Otherwise, no.

Makeup + (man / sexuality * unecessary situation) = gay^infinity
 
You could end up looking like this:
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Jean Paul Gaultier does a range of mens make up:
http://www.jeanpaulgaultier.com/monsieur/
 
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