In Mcdonalds today...

The one i usually visit on a thursday near accrington makes me laugh, they NEVER ever get the price right.

I ask for something like a quater with cheese meal, normal size with a milkshake instead of the drink and maybe a mcflurry if im feeling ultra fat that day. The price i end up being charged is different every damn time.

They change staff so much i can honestly say ive not remembered seeing the same gormless face more than a couple of times.

What i love doing is giving them the change if i have it AFTER they have punched into the till the value of the note, and watch them vainly try to work out the correct change. (evil i know but good for a laugh). ;)
 
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No, since they started using 100% meat, the taste went. I'm about 4 years without any McDonalds food, apart from the odd ice cream, now. Yay me.

EDIT: forums have changed, why does my signature not stick to the bottom anymore?

I've been around the same time without one.

The smell even going into BK or Maccy D's literally turns my stomach stale grease and fat sweat :(

End up paying the same as a plat du jour in a proper resto.
 
[TW]Fox;12841664 said:
Reminds me of when I asked for a Big Tasty with only cheese and ketchup.

'What, so like... no burger?' came the reply.

That would actually be quite a witty retort if they were taking the mickey back...sadly probably not though, right?
 
I used to work there during college and uni good times but macdonalds are a complete bunch of tossers always bending the rules the way they like it and not following their guide book. ps
haven't eaten their in 5 years.
 
I used to help my mates dad put up ANPR cameras in Tesco and McDonalds car parks. We were installing the cables and the computer inside a McDonalds. If you stood facing a wall with your arms in front of you andyour palms on the wall, you could acctually walk on the spot with little effort because the floor was so greasy.
 
Haven't had one since the one in Amsterdam gave me food poisoning... :(

Best one I've EVER TASTED was in Amsterdam. ;) (Albeit I thouht it was my last meal at the time due to going ever so slightly beyond the realms of extreme munchies into imminent death state)
 
It's bizarre...you don't go to McDonalds for quality food. You go there to eat ****. That's it's function. To serve you **** in a box. If I want a Salad or a lone bun, I'll stay at home and do it myself. Or buy a bag of Salad for £1.50 and have three Salads.

Pfft. McLolnalds.
 
One of my mates used to work in Mcdonalds when he was in college and i asked him if they ever ****** with the food. He said, well do you like eating it? i said yeah and he replied, well i'm not going to say anything. He did eat there himself but he only ever ordered the fish sandwich, i dont know why so make of that what you will.

egg mcmuffins are awesome and the mcdonalds in amsterdam is rank! burger dripping with grease :(
 
i dont like maccy D's

the place scares me tbh. all i ever think about is that simpsons halloween episode where they eat the children :p
 
Try ordering a Cheeseburger without cheese, then watch the look on the face as they try to work out what to charge you for.;)

Or just reply with. 'What like a hamburger?', either the person is silly for saying it or will ty to convinced you they are dressed differently to a normal hamburger. I cant see that ever causing confusion.

I remember when some people used to ask for just the meat for their dog or whatever.
 
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