Help needed with commuter boredom..

InvaderGIR · 7 Nov 2008 at 13:41

Read a book?

Or my current one as I've run out of books...listen to a learn new language CD (as MP3)...although my headset for my phone keeps breaking and sending the sound out at high volume through the built in speaker...so the other day I had "NOW SAY PLEASE" come out of my phone...que strange looks.

I'm not one for irritating people though, I'd rather keep myself to myself if I'm alone...although I did scare people to the back of the bus (from the front) a while ago when talking about all sorts of disgusting things to my friend.

pingwing · 7 Nov 2008 at 14:03

bledd. said:
multiplayer

CHAPS
first to see all of these..

cow, horse, (a) dog, pig, sheep

wins

if you call a 'pig' then the other players can't call the same one, or one from the same field.

pigs are a nightmare to find on a train, and a bacon sarnie doesn't count.

my canadian mate invented it

UTTER GENIUS! please give that man numerous high 5's

I like name that smell (pretty odvious, like i spy but mroe offensive to others)

My personal one is to sit on a train and dance to music in your head (headphones are optional) and see how many people a. sit with you and b. how many people choose to stand (or sit next to the drunk in the corner)

I managed to have 6 people standing instead of sit next to me having a gary numan moment....

Vonhelmet · 7 Nov 2008 at 14:19

Forgot your music? Make your own! Sing. Loudly. Beat time on the back of someone's seat or the window or something. Hum the guitar solos. Stage dive onto the ticket collector.

Begbie · 7 Nov 2008 at 14:37

Normally just keep reapting bow chica wow wow untill I get the row to myself!

Admiral Huddy · 7 Nov 2008 at 14:39

bledd. said:
multiplayer

CHAPS
first to see all of these..

cow, horse, (a) dog, pig, sheep

wins

if you call a 'pig' then the other players can't call the same one, or one from the same field.

pigs are a nightmare to find on a train, and a bacon sarnie doesn't count.

my canadian mate invented it

If it's dark, can you pretend other passengers are the animals?

mangobreeder · 7 Nov 2008 at 14:43

i tend to stare at women and fantaize about screwing them.

or me and a friend play, Fit Freak or normal

platypus · 7 Nov 2008 at 14:52

mangobreeder said:
i tend to stare at women and fantaize about screwing them.

Wow, what a coincidence.

I tend to stare at you and fantasize about screwing you..

Weebull · 7 Nov 2008 at 14:56

I used to fold my bus ticket into the few origami shapes I could remember from my childhood.

Until I started getting a weekly pass. Then I had to learn to stop myself.

gareth.e · 7 Nov 2008 at 15:05

I usually watch what other people are doing or try and read whatever is in front of them without them knowing..

Sometimes I end up in stare-off's with other passengers

or make them think I'm looking at them but really I'm looking through them.. Or catch people looking at me.. But they get scared and look away instantly! Occasionally I get a nice smile!!!

Yamahahahahaha · 7 Nov 2008 at 15:10

Make eye contact with someone and flare your nostrils rapidly, the aim is to make as many people laugh as possible. This has the added bonus of making them look insane.

CookieRocks · 7 Nov 2008 at 15:25

Sing/hum along with whatever you're listening to on your mp3 player, soon makes people move

I also find tripping people up whilst sitting down a fun pastime..

mangobreeder · 7 Nov 2008 at 16:23

dont forget if you want to keep the seat next to you free.

when you see someone approaching, make eye contact, wink and pat the seat, freaks them out every time.

InvaderGIR · 7 Nov 2008 at 16:38

mangobreeder said:
dont forget if you want to keep the seat next to you free.

when you see someone approaching, make eye contact, wink and pat the seat, freaks them out every time.

Or you gain a special friend.

*pats seat*

Oxide™ · 7 Nov 2008 at 16:52

Yamahahahahaha said:
Make eye contact with someone and flare your nostrils rapidly, the aim is to make as many people laugh as possible. This has the added bonus of making them look insane.

Genius!

Killa_ken · 7 Nov 2008 at 16:56

I like to hit on the girls who sit next to me on the bus. It is very fun and sometimes I even get numbers :cool:

Lead_Head · 7 Nov 2008 at 17:02

danielmp007 said:
Lol, try find somewhere where there is a lot of people using there laptops with the free wireless. Then because its an unsecure system and virgins password is password, either search the IP addresses of the computers linked to it (shared files mainly). or just kick everybody off so you get good connection and see how many people around you complain.

Please explain how to do this, sounds a right laugh!

Arjun806 · 7 Nov 2008 at 17:15

Sleep to be honest

Megahurtz400 · 7 Nov 2008 at 17:28

Yamahahahahaha said:
Make eye contact with someone and flare your nostrils rapidly, the aim is to make as many people laugh as possible. This has the added bonus of making them look insane.

I lol'd so hard

mrk · 7 Nov 2008 at 17:39

Killa_ken said:
I like to hit on the girls who sit next to me on the bus. It is very fun and sometimes I even get numbers

Yeah ok, playa.

Admiral Huddy · 7 Nov 2008 at 17:42

Yamahahahahaha said:
Make eye contact with someone and flare your nostrils rapidly, the aim is to make as many people laugh as possible. This has the added bonus of making them look insane.

I'm trying this tonight!