Things that annoy you when driving!

The idiot today who nearly killed me on a crawler lane, I really think he was either drunk or just completely obvlivious to what he was doing.....he was doing 30 in a 50 at the front of a queue of cars who seemed happy doing nothing more, i pulled out and accelerated past them........and just as i got to the front car, he just swerved violently into my lane, just as a double decker bus was coming the other way :O :O :O

Have to say it's the first time I've actually thought goodnight vienna. I slammed on and dived for a gap, managed to miss everything (thank **** for abs, there really is no way i couldve cadence braked then) and pulled back in behind him. He didnt even make any commotion or anything, looked completely oblivious to the fact that he nearly killed me and my passenger, and his entire family that were in the car. Bloody mondeo!


Brown trouser moment is a massive understatement.
 
- Poor people in rubbish cars.

- Audi drivers who do not like being overtaken. The ones who accelerate when you try to pass them as if to retain their alpha manliness.

- All van drivers.

- Nissan Micra drivers. Seriously, go rope yourself you pathetic timid waste of sperm and egg.

- Homosexual men drivers. They're like women drivers but actually suppress their superior male driving ability in order to drive bad to fit the image of being girly.

- Royal Mail vehicles. If you want to rally can you please do it on a closed road in an appropriate car. Thank you.

- Elderly drivers. Your reactions are crap. Get off the road.

- Drivers with something to prove. If you really think that being overtaken, having a horn sounded at you, having lights flashed at you, accelerating faster than you etc. is a personal attack and a suggestion that you are pathetic, well it wasn't but your actions prove that you truly are pathetic. Go rope yourself.

-Tractor drivers. Please pull to the side of hte road to let cars past occasionally. Driving along a busy stretch of NSL road at 20mph for 15 miles is not very courteous or safe. Go rope yourself farmer Dan.

- The British Transport Police officer who took expection to me overtaking him on the M3 the other day. You were doing 60mph and I was doing an indicated 75mph. Quite why you had to accelerate to tailgate me and flash your headlights and hazard lights whilst shaking your fist at me, I do not know. It's not my fault that you're so pathetic you couldn't make the grade to become a proper police officer you foolish and unprofessional *****. I hope you rope yourself.
 
People who are driving along an NSL A road and do not wish to overtake the car in front, but follow it so closely that following traffic must now overtake 2 cars at once.
 
tailgaters, vans and ppl in german cars mostly
ppl who dont indicate, anywhere, again mostly ppl in german cars or taxi drivers
old ppl who should really be retested
cars parked in annoying places, like on a bend you're trying to get around
fog lights, they are all over except when it's actually foggy
 
I was going to write a long list but that will just probably wind me up. Going to have to ignore silly people on the roads now. Road rage did get me in trouble once. I've certainly leant my lesson.
 
[TW]Fox;12855984 said:
People who are driving along an NSL A road and do not wish to overtake the car in front, but follow it so closely that following traffic must now overtake 2 cars at once.
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Happens all the time on my way to work on the A13 when it becomes national speed limit between Dagenham and Chafford Hundred. :(


I'd like to add people who do 40 in a residential area, slow down to go over a speed bump, do 40 again, only to slow down for a speed bump again. Especially when the speed bumps are something like 20 metres apart! It doesn't hinder my driving when the guy infront does this, but, just seeing it annoys me for one reason or another.
 
People who are in the middle lane about to overtake a lorry and then decide that they should slow down to pass it and over take it doing 1mph faster than the truck :mad:

IT'S NOT GOING TO HURT YOU IF YOU GO PAST IT, KEEP GOING!

Happened on the M3 today, caused a huge tail back of cars when he did it in lane 3 going past a lorry in the second lane over taking another.
 
People who sit at traffic lights and wait for the car in front to move before they decide they're going to change into first and start moving.
 
Cyclists who run red lights and when you almost take them out, look at you as if it's there right of way. we need police who give fixed penaltys to cyclists.
 
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