Sky News Sperm Donor LOL

EYEREX · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:33

Was just reading the news from SKY when i saw this bottom right which made me laugh (Related Content)

Killa_ken · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:34

Aod · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:35

the solution is really simple: allow anonymous donations again :rolleyes:

platypus · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:36

I would gladly help with a Sperm sharing scheme.

peetee · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:37

do donors get paid?
I was thinking god Id go and do that, if they are over 18 when they can track you down whats the harm in it.
Aslong as they dont mix my DNA with some complete FREAKS.

platypus · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:38

The harm being they could press you for years of unpaid child support probably.

Makunouchi · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:38

platypus said:
I would gladly help with a Sperm sharing scheme.

Sharing? You'd want sperm in return?

Supercow · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:38

Makunouchi said:
Sharing? You'd want sperm in return?

lmao

rsatd · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:39

Geeze, imagine if 20 families were created with that, when the kids turn 18, you'd have tons of them turning up o_O

Killa_ken · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:39

rsatd said:
Geeze, imagine if 20 families were created with that, when the kids turn 18, you'd have tons of them turning up o_O

Thats why you only give one sperm idiot. :rolleyes:

Jono8 · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:40

i would probably donate sperm if it was annonymous.

platypus · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:41

Makunouchi said:
Sharing? You'd want sperm in return?

Sure. Gotta be useful for something.

apeZ · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:43

I would do it if you got paid.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:43

Well that's a retarded law.

Why would anyone want, when they're 18, to trace their biological sperm doner "dad". the only thing he's ever done for you is crack one out in a plastic cup, he's really not going to appreciate you turning up at the doorstep.

Jono8 · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:43

platypus said:
Sure. Gotta be useful for something.

making hardcore pornography?

bledd · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:44

*******

NO SWEARING

Le_Petit_Lapin · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:46

apeZ said:
I would do it if you got paid.

you can claim £22.50 travel expenses.

Jono · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:48

The mention of that sort of bank always reminds me of the above.

rsatd · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:49

Killa_ken said:
Thats why you only give one sperm idiot.

Hmmh, then its clear what to do. Get a sample and get them all to fight each other to the death! Clearly the last remaining one will be the best

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Le_Petit_Lapin · 12 Nov 2008 at 15:51

Killa_ken said:
Thats why you only give one sperm idiot.

Are you under the impression that the people at sperm clinics take your wad in a cup, stick it under the microscope and extract a single sperm for storage?