Spec me an idea for a 500 word essay

asim18 · 13 Nov 2008 at 19:24

Hi there,

I've got to hand in a 500 word autobiographical essay in tomorrow, but I have no idea what to write about.

My head is absolutely blank, so if you could spec some ideas I can leech 500 words out of, I'd be extremely grateful.

It doesn't need to be actual personal experience, which is why I'm asking here for ideas, just needs to be realistic and 1st person.

Thanks.

Ace Modder · 13 Nov 2008 at 19:25

how about the day you went on your first aeroplane flight.

Be able to get some good feelings etc into that.

Strife212 · 13 Nov 2008 at 19:26

Talk about OcUK forums

Scuzi · 13 Nov 2008 at 19:26

Write about the time I conquered mainland Britain and enslaved the Brits for a decade before being given an ASBO, a £50 fine paid off at 2p a month and a council flat to live in.

asim18 · 13 Nov 2008 at 19:27

Ace Modder said:
how about the day you went on your first aeroplane flight.

Be able to get some good feelings etc into that.

Omg, that is an absolutely brilliant idea, why didn't I think of that :\

Edit: that's the best idea so far, but keep em coming

gumbald · 13 Nov 2008 at 19:28

Talk about this thread.

Arjun806 · 13 Nov 2008 at 19:28

Scuzi said:
Write about the time I conquered mainland Britain and enslaved the Brits for a decade before being given an ASBO, a £50 fine paid off at 2p a month and a council flat to live in.

Do this one.

ConTRo13R · 13 Nov 2008 at 19:30

yea talk about how you asked the internet to help you with your essay!

Vasquez · 13 Nov 2008 at 19:32

What about, "the time I was sexually abused by a religous official"

good for a laugh at least

Cosimo · 13 Nov 2008 at 19:57

Write about your first date.

4p · 13 Nov 2008 at 20:02

500 words

thats like a page of A4

COME ON MAN THATS EASY

asim18 · 13 Nov 2008 at 20:05

Thorpy said:
500 words

thats like a page of A4

COME ON MAN THATS EASY

I know it's easy, i just didnt have any ideas.....

... and now that Ace Modder has given me a fantasic idea, I've already written 50 words, just have to do 10 times that now

Dave · 13 Nov 2008 at 20:08

Strife212 said:
Talk about OcUK forums

+1

I laughed at the 500-word essay, aah the joys of dissertation! (on 25,000 words and it's not in until February :eek:

)

Spyhop · 13 Nov 2008 at 20:15

A treatise on why mothers buy own brand Cola

mattheman · 13 Nov 2008 at 20:19

what do you like doing?

Greenlizard0 · 13 Nov 2008 at 20:20

With the threat of more and more child soldiers being recruited in Congo you should write about your first hamster.

mattheman · 13 Nov 2008 at 20:20

Dave said:
+1

I laughed at the 500-word essay, aah the joys of dissertation! (on 25,000 words and it's not in until February )

you doing a research masters or something at that level.

Killa_ken · 13 Nov 2008 at 20:30

Talk about me.

neil3k · 13 Nov 2008 at 20:33

do something bout ken and his squats

asim18 · 13 Nov 2008 at 20:39

"as I walked to the lavatory, scared ****less with fear of being sucked into the toilet, i saw a huge bloke with incredible thighs doing squats in the kitchen area, the stewardesses were sexually aroused to the brink of ravaging his supposed foot-long ****."

eh?