TV GameShow Anecdote

Stephen7372 · 13 Nov 2008 at 18:02

If you were appearing on a naff TV show for some money what would be your naff anecdote made up or otherwise

meghatronic · 13 Nov 2008 at 18:02

OP must post his for thread to live.

J.B · 13 Nov 2008 at 18:57

....so in the end I just through her body in the river

Bennie-Mac · 13 Nov 2008 at 18:59

...and that was the second time i got crabs

Greenlizard0 · 13 Nov 2008 at 19:01

...and that's why the moose attacked me.

Azagoth · 13 Nov 2008 at 19:04

....and that Roy, is exactly how I got away with murdering twelve teenage prostitutes.

aslco · 13 Nov 2008 at 19:05

...and thats why you should never stick your arm up a cows bum.

peetee · 13 Nov 2008 at 19:08

...and thats when i realised my dream was to be an elvis impersonator.

Swordfish · 13 Nov 2008 at 19:12

...and that is how I first learned about sex

tibbsey · 14 Nov 2008 at 00:13

...and that's how I ended up with a third testicle.

Cupra · 14 Nov 2008 at 00:24

...and thats why i threw him in the pool when michael was coming.

int · 14 Nov 2008 at 00:37

...and that's why they wanted to be in my gang.

mk17 · 14 Nov 2008 at 01:16

...red M&Ms, blue M&Ms? They all wind up the same colour in the end!

GravyMonster · 14 Nov 2008 at 09:16

... and thats when the bishops testicle landed in my soup.

colinuk · 14 Nov 2008 at 09:45

You mean to tell me he really did that with his wife and her sister!

Bennie-Mac · 14 Nov 2008 at 09:51

Three times!

Swordfish · 14 Nov 2008 at 10:35

... and your wife had a great time.

Bubo · 14 Nov 2008 at 10:36

...of course, had I known about the laws concerning the cloning of human beings, I never would have developed my army of Clarksons and Ipswich would still be on the map. Anyway, consonant please Carol.

Pookie Bear · 14 Nov 2008 at 10:42

If that happens one more time, I'm going to hand you over to Bubba!

roid · 14 Nov 2008 at 10:43

Cupra said:
...and thats why i threw him in the pool when michael was coming.

Harsh but i think the funniest so far