The illness top trump game....how sick are you?

MookJong

MookJong

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Well woke up this morning and I'm coming down with what feels like Flu, haven't had it for a few years but I imagine by this time tomorrow I'll be bed ridden:

So what have you got and how long have you had it:

Name of affliction -
Worst symptom so far -
Number of days had illness -
Number of days off work / Study if any -
Overall ill feeling out of 10 (10 being terminal) -

Just like top trumps really

I'll start

Name of affliction - Feel Fluey
Worst symptom so far - Aching body
Number of days had illness - 1
Number of days off work / Study if any -0
Overall ill feeling out of 10 (10 being terminal) - 5.5

So who is the sickest (no not in that way) OcUKer still posting?
 
Your scale has gone down by one already, you must be feeling better already:

Name of affliction - Feel Fluey
Wort symptom so far - Aching body
Number of days had illness - 1
Number of days off work / Study if any -0
Overall ill feeling out of 10 (10 being terminal) -6.5
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Name of affliction - Asthma
Worst symptom so far - Going to hospital because I couldn't breathe and was turning blue, like a smurf
Number of days had illness - 7300ish
Number of days off work / Study if any - Countless
Overall ill feeling out of 10 (10 being terminal) - 0. I don't have it today.


Does that count? :p
 
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Name of affliction - Gonodubrie
Worst symptom so far - Passing Round Red Balls
Number of days had illness - 10
Number of days off work / Study if any - 10
Overall ill feeling out of 10 (10 being terminal) - 9.9

:eek:
 
How sick am I?

Well so far I've been banned from 6 mortuarys and all the grave yards in the north-west of England.

PK!
 
Name of affliction - Cough, cold, ear infection. Generally **** upper body.
Worst symptom so far - Coughing up blood
Number of days had illness - 9
Number of days off work / Study if any 5
Overall ill feeling out of 10 (10 being terminal) - 7
 
Name of affliction - Married
Worst symptom so far - No Words To discribe it
Number of days had illness - 1837
Number of days off work / Study if any - 0 (my only escape)
Overall ill feeling out of 10 (10 being terminal) - 10 (Till Death Do I Part)
 
Name of affliction - Hairline fracture in my right ankle
Worst symptom so far - Blinding headaches from the pain
Number of days had illness - 11
Number of days off work / Study if any - 0
Overall ill feeling out of 10 (10 being terminal) - 6
 
Pneumonic said:
Name of affliction - Married
Worst symptom so far - No Words To discribe it
Number of days had illness - 1837
Number of days off work / Study if any - 0 (my only escape)
Overall ill feeling out of 10 (10 being terminal) - 10 (Till Death Do I Part)
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WIN!:D
 
Name of affliction - Man Flu
Worst symptom so far - Scratchy cough
Number of days had illness - 2
Number of days off work / Study if any - 1
Overall ill feeling out of 10 (10 being terminal) - 3
 
Name of affliction ~ Stev/Capn' $QU!FF Logic
Worst symptom so far ~ Complete Lack of Common sense and absolutly no grasp of basic logic
Number of Days had ailment ~ Everyday since I was born
Number of Days Off Work/Study ~ 0
Overall ill feeling out of 10(10 being Terminal) ~ can vary from 1(Oh that flame looks pretty) to 10 (Oh that burning sensation in my arm hurts but looks pretty though)
 
Name of affliction - Glandular Fever
Worst symptom so far - Coughing up blood/fainting
Number of days had illness - 40
Number of days off work / Study if any - about 38 (had to quit university because of it!)
Overall ill feeling out of 10 (10 being terminal) - 8.5 at its worst
 
I've got the start of a cold and have an infection in my arm which is now bleeding every so often as it cleans up. Currently taking 500mg flucloxacillin 4 times a day until next Tuesday.

No days off due to the above but I have been feeling out of it for a few days.
 
Name of affliction ~ Working in IT
Worst symptom so far ~ Users not doing as told, IT equipment not working, staff not good enough.
Number of Days had ailment ~ 11 years and counting
Number of Days Off Work/Study ~ 4
Overall ill feeling out of 10(10 being Terminal) ~ Everyday i wake up thinking it must be a nightmare! 8.5 and rising....
 
Name of affliction - Stingy Ring
Worst symptom so far - Slight fidgeting required to remain comfortable
Number of days had illness - Since last night's spicy food
Number of days off work / Study if any - 0
Overall ill feeling out of 10 (10 being terminal) - 0.5
 
Name of affliction - Crushed finger
Worst symptom so far - Finger thinner than it should be
Number of days had illness - 7
Number of days off work / Study if any - 0
Overall ill feeling out of 10 (10 being terminal) - at the time, 47. Currently, -5
 
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