Road Rage

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Anyone experience it?

Are you a calm, chilled out driver or are you really impatient with the incompetent drivers on the road today?

I prefer to see myself as a pretty calm, chilled out driver but I think I just experienced my first round of "road rage" in my first 6 months on the road.

Picture the scenario: I've just dropped my old man off at a Sunday social - a local journey I've done every week since I've bought my car. The Cardigans are the song I'm merrily humming along to, courtesy of Radio One. I'm in my home town - busy shoppers are unpredictable, so cars are in a queue steadily milling along at 20mph. We clear that and I'm in a generous mood today. I see a roadside cleaner trying to U-turn into my path so still doing under 30mph, I give way and he thanks me with his hazards.

I pass my house. I'm on my way to Homebase. I know those roads really well. The heavens are sprinkling, but not enough for the wipers. I'm doing 30mph. The road is wide and clear so I accelerate up a tad to the end where there's a zebra crossing followed immediately by a roundabout. Anticipating this, I decelerate through the gears and brake to give way to the car on the right, finally turning right myself.

Now there's another stretch of road with a set of traffic lights, a pelican crossing about 100m down from this, followed shortly by another roundabout which I intend to turn left at.

It's this stretch of round that I notice a black T-reg Toyota Celica with a 30-40yr old blonde middle class lady behind the wheel, tailgating.

Where did she come from?

I imagine she was on the previous stretch of road but I can't be too sure. She could have joined from the roundabout but that's irrelevant - she's a bit too close for my liking.

Okay, it's not a problem for me. I continue to mill along at 30mph with her tailgating me. I know there's a pelican crossing coming up and there's a jogger that I'm anticipating to carry on across the crossing so I slow down accordingly. The jogger doesn't, so I build up my speed only slightly because a roundabout is coming up.

Now all this time the Celica is still tailgating me. The road is wide enough for two cars, but unless you're doing silly speed (which I wasn't) people rarely use it to overtake. Which she could have done if she was in a rush/stressed/impatient.

So I indicate left rather early to tell her that I intend to turn left at this roundabout hoping that she continues straight on. This is where she starts to act like an idiot.

I see her swerving right-to-left, in what I'm assuming is impatience and a want to overtake. We're 10m from the roundabout. She tries to overtake me on the left a few seconds after she sees me indicate left and I get into that position. She has to brake because I'm effectively cutting her off. We're still at 30mph in town, so I have no idea why she's being a complete tool.

We stop at the roundabout and she's pointing at her eyes to me. I'm assuming because I cut her attempts to overtake on the left (LOL?) off. I knew she was there. I knew she was tailgating, and wanting to overtake. She had plenty of time and space to overtake me at 30mph+ before the pelican crossing, but she didn't. So I didn't see why she had the right to overtake me on the wrong side, at more than 30mph, with less than 10m from a roundabout. She didn't even signal left, so I hoped that I wouldn't be in her way (:rolleyes:) for much longer.

Oh, wait... she's turning left too! (Great, where's her signalling?)

So there's yet another pelican crossing immediately after this roundabout which I stop for pedestrians. She's cutting the YMCA shapes now.

Enter: My first round of road rage!

I stare at her in the mirror and mouth "What the <bleep> is your problem?!" (referring to her erratic driving during the previous stretch of road). I repeat this phrase several times modifying it with as many obscene words I can think of, accompanying it with the Italian hand gesture; shaking my left hand in the air fingers stretched and fingertips joined. I have no idea what she was mouthing back. Probably something along the lines of "My husband wants his car back now or I'll have to take public transport for the rest of this week!" or "I'm late for my finger nail appointment!" amongst other idiotic, irrelevant, numbskull typical women phrases you can throw at me. Cause I'll be damned as hell if she was complaining about my driving...

Anyway, to put a lid on this. I was tempted to get out of the car and cause a scene because we had stopped at a pelican crossing. Instead I opted for the "go slow, and stare her down" option instead. This seemed to irate her. I guess it was a psychological victory for me because she got intimidated and had to drive with elbow on side window, head in hand, eyes clear of my rear mirror.

This is really not my style. Usually I never even get into these situations because I'll be the polite driver to give enough space, time and communication to my fellow road users so everything flows nicely. But today just really spoilt what should have been an easy, mellow Sunday morning drive for me.

Anyone care to share their "road rage" experiences?
 
I had some nobbler in a van shouting at me last month. Was in the '5, roof down, listening to the radio. I'd bliped the throttle a couple of times in time with the music, no more than 1500 revs and it's not a loud exhaust and he goes ape - shouting and swearing out of his window. Just blew him a kiss and proceeded with my journey.
 
Only ever had proper road rage once, a guy pulled out in front of me in the tescos car park and gave me the dirtiest look you've ever seen and flipped me off, despite it being his fault. His and my window were down so when he drove past i shouted **** you ******! He proceeded to follow me round the car park and when i parked he blocked me in and tried to have a go. I explained to him that he was a scrotum and he was on his merry way :)
 
nice post :)

moral of the story is women cant drive

they should stick to sex and playing with their funbags (thats how i imagine them :p)
 
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I can't stand most women drivers.. 95% of them are stupid and indecisive..

nice post :)

moral of the story is women cant drive

they should stick to sex and playing with their funbags (thats how i imagine them :p)

Most women I've met are rubbish as sex and funbags get boring :(


Pretty much useless imo.
 
I normally joke around in the car - "What's this guy doing in MY lane?" - but I don't ever actually get road rage.

Until this past week.

If you were to leave Plymouth to go to Exeter, the fastest way would probably be the A38. It's a two-lane carriageway, and around the middle there's a zone of roadworks. This zone has an attached limit of 50, with average speed cameras all up and down it. So I drop to 50, and at the end, accelerate back up.

As I enter the zone, a quite new Audi A3 comes up behind, at about 90. Right up to my bumper. Not a problem, I just let idiots sit behind me, if they hit me it's their problem.

About 500m into the zone, the two lanes are coned off, with one leading to Exeter, and one to Local areas. I'm already in the outside lane, so I just stay there, obeying the signs, until the coned part.

Once we get into the lanes, the Audi seems to realise that there's little point to driving aggressively when she can't overtake. So she drops back. We continue along the lane.

About 500m from the end of the coned part, she accelerates back to my bumper and toots her horn. I ignore. She flashes her lights. As I can't physically go anywhere I start to get irritated.

At the end of the coned area, it becomes two lanes again, but there are cars in the other lane. So I can't move in anyway. She's still tooting.

I lose it and slam on the brakes back to 40, then move in. As she passes, I open the window and start turning the air blue, which results in the one finger salute back. Then the Audi speeds up to what must be about 100mph and zooms off up the lane.

I hope drivers like that die in a crash, I really do. At least I got the last laugh anyway - as she sped up, she went right through the camera. FLASH! :D
 
I normally just beep and call people a **** then forget about it. I've never taken it to the extreme of getting out of the car or something.

When I was in North Yorks once a bloke chased me for no apparent reason, it was quite fun :D
 
I normally just beep and call people a **** then forget about it. I've never taken it to the extreme of getting out of the car or something.

When I was in North Yorks once a bloke chased me for no apparent reason, it was quite fun :D

I played musical horns with an x3, He didn't join in but instead got frustrated, undertook me, tried to get me to rear end him then quickly left the m25.. I continued to horn him until he left the motorway :D
 
I've calmed down a lot in recent years but I'd welcome tips on how not to get livid at tailgaters. I don't mean the ones who simply break the "2 second rule", I mean the ones who get within the width of a Rizla (other papers are available). I breathe and tell myself not to get annoyed but when I'm doing 80/90+ alongside slower moving traffic it gets my goat! In the past I would either of dabbed the brakes or simply slowed to match the speed of the traffic on the inside of me but I've come to realise thats just juvenile so i try to fixate on the road in front and not let it bother me.... but it does!!!
 
The best response is always just to laugh and make sure they can see you laughing

Not always the best thing to do. I did that once after I hammered away from the lights to prevent the car that was in the wrong lane cutting in front of me (Childish I know). I was laughing away as I had just smoked his Sabb Aero in a diesel 307 as it was damp he wheel spun then traction control killed the power, I gripped well due to lack of power and he saw red and attempted to rip me out of the car at the next set of lights !
 
A mate of mines uncle got rather irate with a driver who was tailgating him and at the next set of lights got out of his car, walked over to the other car and shouted at the guy until he was about to get out, the guy put one foot out and my mates uncle slammed the door on his leg, walked off, got in his car, and drove off. This guy was a policeman!

I used to get really bad roadrage but whenever I feel like I'm getting it, I honestly switch on to Classic FM, calms me down no end.
 
My dad is terrible for it, I just beep the horn and mutter to myself, I find that its not worth it and would rather get home accident free.

If some is tailgating me I just slow down even more.
 
+1

Although I did this once to such an extent that you could practically see the kettle fumes coming from his ears and he actually got out :D

Me too :D ALthough most recently it was a guy behind me on the motorway in a Z4 so he couldn't exactly get out, but his face was a pure picture :D he looked like he was about to explode like Angry Homer
 
I find the worst people for tailgating are those snotty 16 year olds on their mobile hairdriers (scooters)...once had 2 of them right up behind my bumper in a 30mph.

They were both in the 'If I lean down I go faster position' I touched the rear fogs on then off they soon braked, one almost fell off (lol), I think they got the message and backed off.
 
When people tailgate me in my mighty Fiesta, I just quickly pull the rear fogs on to make it look like I'm braking hard, doesn't always work, but puts the brown in some people's pants.
 
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