Polish builder sacked for humping hoover

the shadow · 18 Nov 2008 at 09:58

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/03/hoover_incident/

DanMc07 · 18 Nov 2008 at 10:02

Just... Oh my god...

peterattheboro · 18 Nov 2008 at 10:02

Wow, that sucks.

Sanguinnus · 18 Nov 2008 at 10:02

that story sucks

edit: too slow

pingwing · 18 Nov 2008 at 10:03

Joe_P · 18 Nov 2008 at 10:04

I thought it had to be The Onion.

iSam · 18 Nov 2008 at 10:04

He was horny bless him.

This one is underneath:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/31/picnic_table_incident/

the shadow · 18 Nov 2008 at 10:07

pingwing said:
Gay

Should have look for Hetty Pink

Cosimo · 18 Nov 2008 at 10:08

The vacuum cleaner must have been a “Goblin”.

Steve2000 · 18 Nov 2008 at 10:11

Apparantly he was cleaning his underwear. Does he have do be naked to do that?

iSam · 18 Nov 2008 at 10:15

Steve2000 said:
Apparantly he was cleaning his underwear. Does he have do be naked to do that?

Obviously must do... :rolleyes:

I love how he supposedly claimed that was what they did 'in Poland'.

Greebo · 18 Nov 2008 at 10:26

iSam said:
Obviously must do...

I love how he supposedly claimed that was what they did 'in Poland'.

And your proof that they don't?

Mr Jones · 18 Nov 2008 at 10:27

In Soviet Poland, we clean underwear naked with Mr Henry.

Bennie-Mac · 18 Nov 2008 at 10:32

HEEEENNNNRRRRYYYY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ScarySquirrel · 18 Nov 2008 at 10:41

I bet the hoover got off with nothing. It takes two to tango FFS!!! :mad:

NickK · 18 Nov 2008 at 11:13

Very... "Doofy".

Greenlizard0 · 18 Nov 2008 at 11:16

Lol a pole got blown!

uber soldat · 18 Nov 2008 at 11:24

A polish person has officially confirmed to me "zat is how ve clean our under craaaaaakers eeen our coutry ya"

Greenlizard0 · 18 Nov 2008 at 11:26

Lol what is it with foreigners saying "thats how [we] do things in our country".

I had to listen to one of my housemates a few days back saying back home, they can put metallic objects in the microwave. I kid you not.

Dreadi · 18 Nov 2008 at 11:27

The unnamed perv was supposed to be locking up the site, at hospital admin offices, but was instead discovered in the staff canteen "naked and on his knees with the smiling cleaner".