lol
Seriously though, I have my macbook on my balls at this current moment of time, and with a wireless n signal passing from my macbook into balls into router and back, Im feeling quite scared now...
Are microwaves going to kill me?
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Seriously though, I have my macbook on my balls at this current moment of time, and with a wireless n signal passing from my macbook into balls into router and back, Im feeling quite scared now...
lol
Seriously though, I have my macbook on my balls at this current moment of time, and with a wireless n signal passing from my macbook into balls into router and back, Im feeling quite scared now...
your sperm degrades because of that not down to WIRELESS SIGNALS this is simply due to the enclosed space your sack is in due to your legs being together and the heat from the laptop !!!!
So I should sit there and let them hang out loose?
After that comment, the laptop is now resting on my knee caps...
I have heard that before actually - I assume its true
Yea, do it next time your in starbucks or something and explain the situation - they will understand.
After that comment, the laptop is now resting on my knee caps...
I have heard that before actually - I assume its true
it is theres a research thing somewhere on the interweb about it (i think packard bell conducted it but totally not sure)
use a laptray or pillow so you can have your legs spread
and they are always ment to be hanging loose !!!!! so you can swing them in the shower
*sings* you spin me right round */sing*
After that comment, the laptop is now resting on my knee caps...
I have heard that before actually - I assume its true
it is true, that's why they're where they are, better cooling
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Microwaves cant stay in food while you are eating it!!!
However, Microwave ovens are not the safest things on this planet. They do give off quite a bit of radiation when they are cooking. If an oven can wipe a floppy disc which is near by or stop wifi from working what is it doing to your internal organs when you are standing by it waiting for your food to cook.
Actually normal conventional electric ovens aint great either - they give off "dirty" electomagnetic radiation
However, Microwave ovens are not the safest things on this planet. They do give off quite a bit of radiation when they are cooking. If an oven can wipe a floppy disc which is near by or stop wifi from working what is it doing to your internal organs when you are standing by it waiting for your food to cook.
Actually normal conventional electric ovens aint great either - they give off "dirty" electomagnetic radiation
Erm, no...
Complete and utter crud Will, they are taking the royal pee or just don't know themselves. Microwaves are intant (ish) will be gone by the time you open the door.
Microwaves will not be in the food, they purely excite the water in the cells, and therefore heat it up.. nothing scary about it!
What is less understood however is the effect on dairy products as apparently that can cause cancerous type chemicals to be produced in the microwave process. I DO NOT know if this is true however, so I'll let you research it yourself. But once again.. microwaves or radiation will NOT be present in the food when you eat it.
Quit using the microwave and start doing stir fry's and using the oven Much nicer way to cook, and much tastier... microwave food is complete crap, and I have no idea why you even bother, unless you've been caught short as such.
Oh and there is a scare mongering thing about frying food as well where it alledgely causes cancerous chemicals to be created somehow.... once again do some research.
The only thing I would say, is look at the number of people in westernised countries dying from cancer and those in other 'less packaged' food orientated countries. Our lifestyle (for whatever reason), food habits, cars , whatever cause us to get cancer somehow. Perhaps it's just genetic... who knows....
Microwaves will not be in the food, they purely excite the water in the cells, and therefore heat it up.. nothing scary about it!
What is less understood however is the effect on dairy products as apparently that can cause cancerous type chemicals to be produced in the microwave process. I DO NOT know if this is true however, so I'll let you research it yourself. But once again.. microwaves or radiation will NOT be present in the food when you eat it.
Quit using the microwave and start doing stir fry's and using the oven
Much nicer way to cook, and much tastier... microwave food is complete crap, and I have no idea why you even bother, unless you've been caught short as such.Oh and there is a scare mongering thing about frying food as well where it alledgely causes cancerous chemicals to be created somehow.... once again do some research.
The only thing I would say, is look at the number of people in westernised countries dying from cancer and those in other 'less packaged' food orientated countries. Our lifestyle (for whatever reason), food habits, cars , whatever cause us to get cancer somehow. Perhaps it's just genetic... who knows....
Smash the window out of it whilst its on as that magnifies the ration!!
/ends stupidity
I recommend making them try and run across a motorway (say the m1 when its busy) as thats about 100,000,000 times more risky! (slight exageration)
/ends stupidity
I recommend making them try and run across a motorway (say the m1 when its busy) as thats about 100,000,000 times more risky! (slight exageration)
My GFs mum said the same thing, I just calmly pointed out that it was stupid.
I think the whole thing comes from the instructions to let the food sit for a few mins before you eat it (to cool down a bit so the company doesnt get sued). She said this was to let the microwaves out......
I think the whole thing comes from the instructions to let the food sit for a few mins before you eat it (to cool down a bit so the company doesnt get sued). She said this was to let the microwaves out......
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Your flatmates are idiots.
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Magick?