Has your wife ever asked you to stop.........

If my wife stopped asking me to stop doing something i would be seriously worried.

Its strange because i would never ask her to stop doing anything ;)
 
My girlfriend told me to stop making love to our neighbour, I asked her why, to which she replied it's difficult to talk to you while your backside is going up and down
 
Never, either way. We're happy with each other no matter how many vices we may have.

/me farts loudly
 
Yeah. She's told me not to spend so much time on ocuk forum......

Have I? I quick look at how many posts I;ve made in the last week will tell you that. ;)
 
My wife has asked me to stop doing things where I put other peoples lifes and health at risk. Or at least until I get some public liability insurance. This includes putting up pictures, washing up and putting the bin out. :(


She has also asked me to stop wearing her undies when she goes out!!
 
Admiral Huddy said:
She has also asked me to stop wearing her undies when she goes out!!
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So your only allowed to wear them when she is at home now? :p

And don't you think that by wearing your wife's undies is the reason you are getting so much unwanted attention at the gym? :p
 
Greebo said:
So your only allowed to wear them when she is at home now? :p

And don't you think that by wearing your wife's undies is the reason you are getting so much unwanted attention at the gym? :p
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haha good job I'm only kidding then. However, my son told the Fostering Panel that I did.. That went down well :o
 
I don't get asked to stop doing things. Apparently I'm supposed to be able to be able to read her mind when she's unhappy with something. :confused:
 
My ex was once going on about me never listening enough, I don't know....I wasn't really paying attention /Harry :D
 
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