Getting married tomorow :)

I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper/ But get me to the church on time!”
 
Have a great time :)

Getting married is something you'll only do three or four times in your life so make the best of one of your most memorable days :p

GLHF
 
Congratulations !!

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Le_Petit_Lapin said:
flirt with the bridesmaids.
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That's better.

It'll make your wife jealous then she'll feel like she has to pamper you for ever, just to keep you. This means she'll keep your glass topped up with cold beer without you having to ask, let you watch the football, have sex when you want to, spend all your money on big tv's etc and cook you your favourite meal every night.*





*this may not work, but report back if it does.


Congrats though :)
 
You should drink a shot every 35 minutes from the time of waking up until the point of going back to the hotel room in the evening...

It's a well used method for calming yourself down and should keep the nervs at bay. ;)
 
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