How is a marriage like a tornado ?
At first there is a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you lose your house![]()





Thanks guys - your wit, warnings and gags have eased the nerves.
Time to get it done.
It has been a pleasure serving with you all.... This is AndyOcUK signing off...........
P.S. Anyone fancy a game of COD4 tomorrow night?![]()

Posting on your wedding day. I like your style![]()
.GZ mate,
Have fun, don't forget this is the biggest day of both of your lives! so make the most of it and enjoy it!
Invite me to your wedding reception, I'll Flash bang the guests & we can run off together to a Lan![]()

This is AndyOcUK signing off...........

Job Done
Thanks for all your "E-Courage" on the morning of the big day
Best day ever - the best man's speech was unreal!![]()


Daughter of Satan![]()

Daughter of Satan
EDIT: But congratulations though![]()
You cant say that lol
Surely you should be on honeymoon now,
) photos. Some of the ones from people's point and shoot jobbies aren't great.
Quite apt if she ever reads this thread 

While attending a marriage Encounter Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the men: "Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?"
I leaned over, touched my wife's arm gently and whispered, "Self-raising, isn't it?"