The only thing worse than being ignorant is not knowing how ignorant you are. That's Mr. Dvdbunny's problem. One of the first facts we should face is that now that I've been exposed to Dvdbunny's grievances I must admit that I don't completely understand them. Perhaps I need to get out more. Or perhaps we must fight Dvdbunny hammer and tong. To do anything else, and I do mean anything else, is a complete waste of time.
For the moment, Dvdbunny makes no secret of the fact that you shouldn't let him intimidate you. You shouldn't let him push you around. We're the ones who are right, not Dvdbunny. I don't object to his perversions because he wants all political power to shift, like cargo in a listing vessel, from elected officials to what I call mindless sods. I object because Dvdbunny's improvident editorials are in full flower and their poisonous petals of academicism are blooming all around us. The fault, dear Dvdbunny, is not in your stars but in yourself. The great irony is that he refers to a variety of things using the word "interdestructiveness". Translating this bit of jargon into English isn't easy. Basically, Dvdbunny's saying that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication, which we all know is patently absurd. At any rate, he says he's going to empty garbage pails full of the vilest slanders and defamations on the clean garments of honorable people any day now. Is he out of his uppity mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that when I say that there's something wrong with this picture, this does not, I repeat, does not mean that all it takes to solve our social woes are shotgun marriages, heavy-handed divorce laws, and a return to some mythical 1950s Shangri-la. This is a common fallacy held by ethically bankrupt, treacherous disagreeable-types.
Dvdbunny apparently believes that 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them. You and I know better than that. You and I know that Dvdbunny will do everything in his power to crush the remaining vestiges of democracy throughout the world. No wonder corruption is endemic to our society; Dvdbunny's legatees claim to have no choice but to compromise the things that define us, including integrity, justice, love, and sharing. I wish there were some way to help these miserable, frightful shirkers. They are outcasts, lost in a world they didn't make and don't understand. That's all I have time now to write. If you want to get more insight into Mr. Dvdbunny's mentality, though, then study the details of his hariolations. Try to see the big picture: It will amaze you. It will take your breath away. And it will convince you that Dvdbunny's actions represent an inseparable mixture of reason and human madness, but always in such a way that only the madness can become reality and never the reason.
