10000 males tested for penis size by some German Condom Institute

me227 · 29 Nov 2008 at 03:05

If only I could get it up to actually measure it.

Reginald · 29 Nov 2008 at 03:37

me227 said:
If only I could get it up to actually measure it.

*Points and laughs*

http://www.viagra.com/content/index...x.jsp&setShowHighlightOn=../content/index.jsp

IamMed · 29 Nov 2008 at 04:22

A similar test was done a few years ago and germans were at the low end and britain was near the top.

I blame immigration for the decline in size

DrDee · 29 Nov 2008 at 04:51

IamMed said:
I blame immigration for the decline in size

lolin at dis.

BBC Link

Solari · 29 Nov 2008 at 06:58

gillywibble said:
I have a tiny penis

I used to work with a Cypriot guy who slipped this into conversation with girls in bars. Somehow he still managed to pull :confused:

Curiosity I suppose!

Pookie Bear · 29 Nov 2008 at 09:23

That's what happens when you only do a survey in the south of the country.

Cosimo · 29 Nov 2008 at 09:44

I’ve just be caught holding mine against a 12” ruler. :eek:

Mr Jack · 29 Nov 2008 at 09:59

meghatronic said:
We've descended into 14yr olds. Again.

Woah there, Nellie! Mine's nowhere near small enough that I'm gonna descend into any 14 year old!

4T5 · 29 Nov 2008 at 10:02

I am prepared to give my old bill the Pepsi challenge up against any German sausage at any time to disprove this Slanderous statement :mad:

Vasquez · 29 Nov 2008 at 10:14

malc30 said:
I am prepared to give my old bill the Pepsi challenge up against any German sausage at any time to disprove this Slanderous statement

We shall measure them on the beaches!
We shall measure them in the sky!
We shall never go flacid!

Men of Britain stand up and be measured!

Cosimo · 29 Nov 2008 at 10:21

Vasquez said:
We shall measure them on the beaches!
We shall measure them in the sky!
We shall never go flacid!

Men of Britain stand up and be measured!

Friends, Britons, countrymen, show me your size, we come to show Germans, not to praise them....

(Jules the Plonker, Act 11 Scene 1)

arc@css · 29 Nov 2008 at 13:14

Tent pole toga here I come.

Yozz76 · 29 Nov 2008 at 13:30

Pictures with Bread is the only way that some of you will be believed! Really funny thread btw.

dun · 29 Nov 2008 at 13:31

I always thought it was normal to be able to fit both of your hands on the beast. Turns out I have Jeremy Beadle hands

...
Not really just a big'un

Phog · 29 Nov 2008 at 13:32

Anyone lend me a second ruler please?

dangerstat · 29 Nov 2008 at 13:36

Okay took detailed digital measurements of my "javelin" and uploaded these to "the internet" to get a scientific overview of my relative penis size, I got the following back
YOUR PENIS SIZE IS EPIC

Nitefly · 29 Nov 2008 at 13:38

Its that big?

Amleto · 29 Nov 2008 at 13:48

dangerstat said:
Okay took detailed digital measurements of my "javelin" and uploaded these to "the internet" to get a scientific overview of my relative penis size, I got the following back
YOUR PENIS SIZE IS EPIC FAIL

aha.

Red Porsche · 29 Nov 2008 at 13:51

Some people have major insecurities about their manhood.

Shep_Cobain · 29 Nov 2008 at 13:53

Im at work and have just measured using my bosses ruler and given it her back. Shes none the wiser except ive walked out of the toilet with a raging hard on which is quite noticeable.