Wasted Women!

Get headcases like that in town over here, was walking into castle court once and some nut was running upto people giving them hugs, dishing out the usual leaflets.

Heard something about this on the news. People pretend to be drunk and run up to real drunks, ask for a hug and steal the wallet out of their back pockets :o
 
Yeah, I wound up playing frisbee with a bunch of Evangelical Anglican christians, some of them were hot but you'd have to marry them... What a waste.

And then there's muslim women who will only marry other 'muslims' even though they don't believe it themselves. The other day a muslim girl said to me "I wish you were asian, so I could marry you". ahah
 
Heard something about this on the news. People pretend to be drunk and run up to real drunks, ask for a hug and steal the wallet out of their back pockets :o

Some of them are pretty nice looking, the one coming my way though i was tempted to throw a harpoon at her and sell the carcass to the japanese. :mad:
 
Dang! I just had two great looking girls knock on my door spouting some pap about a Messiah walking amongst us!

What a complete waste! I told them that I wasnt religious and shut the door.

I have just realised it was a completely wasted opertunity to be very funny and say "yes i know, its me!"

ArrrghhhH!!!! Why could they just have been conducting a survey or something!???:confused:
DOUCHE
 
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Dang! I just had two great looking girls knock on my door spouting some pap about a Messiah walking amongst us!

What a complete waste! I told them that I wasnt religious and shut the door.

I have just realised it was a completely wasted opertunity to be very funny and say "yes i know, its me!"

ArrrghhhH!!!! Why could they just have been conducting a survey or something!???:confused:

You know, that WOULD have been funny. If i was a girl, i'd have come in my pants right on your doorstep!
 
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