Best birthday card ever?

[Psymonkee]

Well probably not but it has got to be damn close:

Yes this is a poor excuse to pimp my own birthday...


Anyone got any better cards?

 

[Kristoph]

Sorry, but did I miss the joke?

Or did you forget to post the inside of the card showing the punchline?

 

[Pilky01]

Sorry, but did I miss the joke?

Me to.

 

[Solari]

I sent a girl a birthday card a while ago with a condom in it.

I wrote:

"Happy Birthday, here's the wrapping paper for your birthday present!"

 

[jak731]

I sent a girl a birthday card a while ago with a condom in it.

I wrote:

"Happy Birthday, here's the wrapping paper for your birthday present!"

 

[Mr-White]

I sent a girl a birthday card a while ago with a condom in it.

I wrote:

"Happy Birthday, here's the wrapping paper for your birthday present!"

did she return it for store credit ?

MW

 

[Marky]

I sent a girl a birthday card a while ago with a condom in it.

I wrote:

"Happy Birthday, here's the wrapping paper for your birthday present!"

I gotta remember that one

 

[V4NT0M]

I like making my own cards, last one I made was to a girl in the office, it was made of letters cut out from papers & magazines, just like a serial killer note

 

[Kristoph]

I like making my own cards, last one I made was to a girl in the office, it was made of letters cut out from papers & magazines, just like a serial killer note

You don't work there anymore do you?

 

[Greebo]

You don't work there anymore do you?

ROFLMAO

 

[V4NT0M]

You don't work there anymore do you?

Well, no but they didnt have a problem with the card, they just said I probably shouldnt have used the words "i want to eat your ears".

 

[Kristoph]

Well, no but they didnt have a problem with the card, they just said I probably shouldnt have used the words "i want to eat your ears".

Ears?

That's an anagram of arse.

Did you make sure the letters were securely glued down?