I remember the first time I had sex..

That was quite good :).

Does anyone actually remember their first time in detail?

Sure do.

Right down to the very quiet Little britton we had on in the back ground that we were watching before just so her dad and mum wouldnt work out we were gone out to her room out the back for a romp:p
it lasted a good hour and 45 mins to 2 hours aswell:o
 
That was quite good :).

Does anyone actually remember their first time in detail?

Leeds University, 1985 or maybe 1986 with a girl I can't remember her name (:o) from Cheshire.

It was a 3 day residential maths course for pupils of schools all round the country.

I hacked her terminal and took control of it earlier that day in a boring class, and we got talking and she sat with me for the rest of the afternoon in the lectures and then went to tea with me.

We spent hours doodling and writing stuff to each other during the lectures (about 7 pages) and she came back to my room to listen to a tape of Alphaville, Big in Japan.

One thing lead to another and no sleep was had that night.;)
 
Very Good!

That was quite good :).

Does anyone actually remember their first time in detail?

Yeah, and God I was awful! - Had never seen any pron or owt, and really didn't know what to do other than stick it in and plow away.

Got my education at the hands of an amazing australian lass during Uni. I felt so awful for my first few gf's afterwards I nearly wrote to them and apologised!
 
I would rather forget mine, girl never spoke to me again to this day. Let's just say she was a bit useless and i said the magic words, ' what is wrong with you' to this day it still haunts me at times.
 
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dont worry rz30, thats how most young young peoples experiences are i bet.

as for the OP's joke: 3/5 (which is actually very very good score for an ocuk joke!)
 
Sure do.

Right down to the very quiet Little britton we had on in the back ground that we were watching before just so her dad and mum wouldnt work out we were gone out to her room out the back for a romp:p
it lasted a good hour and 45 mins to 2 hours aswell:o

Congrats stud, however I suspect that the real reason was because the Sargeant Major wasn't standing to attention!!
 
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