I remember the first time I had sex..

Zip · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:11

Robbie G said:
Congrats stud, however I suspect that the real reason was because the Sargeant Major wasn't standing to attention!!

I had a lot of one hand practise over the years

Sldo we had thoses Extended pleasure(i think thats them) condoms.
They do actually work quite well, You can bang and bang until it becoems slightly frustrating that you cant finish off quicker

Adsta · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:16

Knubje said:
I rekon he tried to stick his RJ45 into her RJ11 and she was having none of it.

hehe that made my laugh !

nice one

Nymins · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:17

I lawled

mattheman · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:18

Zip said:
wrong hole?

i knew someone that fingered a girl up her bum hole, at a ball in london.

Zip · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:19

On purpose?

Morba · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:20

Zip said:
I had a lot of one hand practise over the years

Sldo we had thoses Extended pleasure(i think thats them) condoms.
They do actually work quite well, You can bang and bang until it becoems slightly frustrating that you cant finish off quicker

what rubbish. they are crap imo.

Morba · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:21

mattheman said:
i knew someone that fingered a girl up her bum hole, at a ball in london.

problem being?

anyway, either hes never had his hand near a woman before or he did it on purpose. quite why you would in that sort of location i dont know.

shauncr91 · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:27

Seeing the "Man Sleeps with 1000 cars?" thread directly above this thread title really amused me

Zip · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:28

Morba said:
what rubbish. they are crap imo.

LIES!!

They are bloody thick though, really kills the sensation.

Its like showering with a raincoat on

Deleted member 77746 · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:29

He tryed to stick his usb stick into her usb port and failed.

z0mbi3 · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:30

shauncr91 said:
Seeing the "Man Sleeps with 1000 cars?" thread directly above this thread title really amused me

Morba said:
quite why you would in that sort of location i dont know.

What at a ball or in the bum?

z0mbi3 · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:31

double post

Mobius 1 · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:36

mattheman said:
i knew someone that fingered a girl up her bum hole, at a ball in london.

haha, idiot. i dont know why but i just burst out laughing :confused:

Morba · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:39

Zip said:
LIES!!

They are bloody thick though, really kills the sensation.

Its like showering with a raincoat on

all condoms are thick... if you arent stretching them

Morba · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:40

z0mbi3 said:
What at a ball or in the bum?

at a ball

Ukadder · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:43

Good joke OP.

Kinda remember my first time, I didn't understand that the condom needed to be rolled one way like it does and spend about 5mins trying to work out why it would not roll down! (it was inside out)

Mobius 1 · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:44

Ukadder said:
Good joke OP.

Kinda remember my first time, I didn't understand that the condom needed to be rolled one way like it does and spend about 5mins trying to work out why it would not roll down! (it was inside out)

lol... was she turned off by any chance?

topgun06 · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:45

Haha that's a good one! Finally GD has produced a good joke

dangerstat · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:45

Ukadder said:
Good joke OP.

Kinda remember my first time, I didn't understand that the condom needed to be rolled one way like it does and spend about 5mins trying to work out why it would not roll down! (it was inside out)

I remember by first time, it was with your mum, she said not to bother with a condom, hang on a second how old are you?

Greebo · 10 Dec 2008 at 11:46

dangerstat said:
I remember by first time, it was with your mum, she said not to bother with a condom, hang on a second how old are you?

roflmao