I remember the first time I had sex..

[Ukadder]

I remember by first time, it was with your mum, she said not to bother with a condom, hang on a second how old are you?

Daddy!!

 

[MooMoo444]

lol @ this thread turning into a serious one.

Wrong hole would be a bit awkward

 

[Cosimo]

I remember my first time, it was with your mum, she said not to bother with a condom, hang on a second how old are you?

LOL

 

[Tombo]

wrong hole?

This isn't really relevant but because this topic is about sex then why not.

I know a nurse and she had a patient with vaginal worms; the only way you can get vaginal worms is intercourse with corpses. Her boyfriend was an undertaker.

 

[dangerstat]

I know a nurse and she had a patient with vaginal worms; the only way you can get vaginal worms is intercourse with corpses and her boyfriend was an undertaker.

TMI

 

[MooMoo444]

This isn't really relevant but because this topic is about sex then why not.

I know a nurse and she had a patient with vaginal worms; the only way you can get vaginal worms is intercourse with corpses. Her boyfriend was an undertaker.

wow.

Whats the actual condition name? I couldnt find on google

 

[A.N.Other]

Nice joke, OP

I know a nurse and she had a patient with vaginal worms; the only way you can get vaginal worms is intercourse with corpses. Her boyfriend was an undertaker.

Beep, beep, beeeeeep. What's that? Oh, my BS meter is going crazy ...

A pinworm infection that resulted in some hatching and moving to the vagina is possible, but they wouldn't survive.

 

[Tombo]

wow.

Whats the actual condition name? I couldnt find on google

Not found anything exact, could be this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinworm#Habitat

 

[swyllie2000]

LOL

 

[Cosimo]

wow.

Whats the actual condition name? I couldnt find on google

Plonkeritis

 

[OneTime]

Good joke.

Good thread until the pinworm stuff ruined it >.<

 

[yipyipboo]

I know a nurse and she had a patient with vaginal worms; the only way you can get vaginal worms is intercourse with corpses. Her boyfriend was an undertaker.

 

[Red and White]

I hacked her terminal

not heard it called that before

 

[shauncr91]

I know a nurse and she had a patient with vaginal worms; the only way you can get vaginal worms is intercourse with corpses. Her boyfriend was an undertaker.

 

[gillywibble]

Funny joke

 

[FrostedNipple]

predictable

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Forget it.

 

[Karl]

Cilla Black Ice?

 

[Red and White]

snip

cilla?

 

[Maccy]

Good joke